The Bad Mothers (Guilt Free) Confessional Thread

I left him on the sofa while i was in the kitchen one day and he rolled off he was only about 6 weeks old!!

My worst is probs when i took him for his first set of injections i started uncontrolably laughing at him when he was screaming .... instead of crying like most mums I think it was defo a nervous laugh to stop me from crying!!!!!

I was hoovering LO's room while he was playing in there. I was kind of playing around with the hoover head on him, pretending to suck him up, which he thought was hilarious. A few minutes later I put the hoover down for one second while I got the other attachment for it, turned around and LO had grabbed the hoover head while it was still on, had tried to put it in his mouth, and it got stuck to his face.

He was so shocked he didn't even cry and I was horrified but couldn't stop laughing.

Originally Posted by raisin

I was hoovering LO's room while he was playing in there. I was kind of playing around with the hoover head on him, pretending to suck him up, which he thought was hilarious. A few minutes later I put the hoover down for one second while I got the other attachment for it, turned around and LO had grabbed the hoover head while it was still on, had tried to put it in his mouth, and it got stuck to his face.

He was so shocked he didn't even cry and I was horrified but couldn't stop laughing.

That whole story just played out in my mind while I was reading it. I probably would have been laughing too...poor bub!

On the other day when I was walking out of our living room I accidently knocked Aliinas head on the door I felt so horrible cos she started to cry but was ok once I cuddled her well! But today I felt even more horrible.... I was txting my mum while I was feeding Aliina and the phone slipped off my hand and fell straight to her head and OH said "OMG you are going to cause her brain damage soon banging her head everywhere!" I felt horrible and still do she cried few seconds but not much, but still.. she looked so sad.

My lo rolled off the couch today ((( I just took my eyes off her for two sec.. she screamed like crazy, tears and all... as I conforted her she laugned and cried at the same time for a while.

She was cranky all day, mostly because of teething but im shure it dindnt help..

I feel sooo bad..poor poor bbaby

When my elderst daughter was 6yrs old, she was doing homework and kept squinting, opening & closing her eyes & I thought it was just a habit she was starting to do, I said "would you stop doing that" and she replied "mummy I have a headache" I said yeah cause your doing those silly actions with your eyes" well couple of days in a row she would come home from school complaining of a headache & I thought well maybe there is something wrong with her eyes, sure enough took her to the optometrist and she really needed writing/reading glasses & here I was thinking she was creating some silly habit. Yep I felt pretty bad

I didn't put any slippers or socks with the grippy bits on Maria yesterday morning and she was in a sleepsuit with feet so very slippery - she ran full pelt towards the bathroom, slipped and whacked her mouth on the little step there she split her lip open but I didn't realise and told her she was ok (I was cleaning up her milk she spilt on the floor so I didn't see it, just heard her crying) and then when I picked her up I saw all the blood

Slept way to long and MIL is pissed at me because she took bub this morning because I didn't hear her

I've tricked Flynn into going to bed half hour early coz I want to watch tv in peace.

Eta- today I made Flynn sit with his great grandma even tho he's petrified of her, I bribed him with chocolate buttons so he'd sit nicely and not cry. (she's 88 and has suspected terminal cancer, she's refused the tests to confirm, she was upset that she won't get many more cuddles)
So it was in a good cause but I still feel a bit bad for bribing him.

Originally Posted by katlin

My son wanted some orajel cause he's teething his molars and he bit me and broke the skin and I screamed and said let go of my finger you little cock sucker and he let go and started saying cock...

Cannot stop laughing at this