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Old Nov 3rd, 2017, 07:45 AM   1
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LOL - Things Your Husband Should Never See You Do


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I think high waisted tights full stop should be a thing you do alone. Although he isn't my husband last week my OH was excited to see me in a dress (rare) until he realised he couldn't reach for the top of my tights as they are high ones that go to under the bust so the line doesn't show. He wasn't amused and less attracted to me when he seen me try and get them back on and in place after going for a wee! HA!

Things your husband should never see you do: #8. Shove yourself into flesh-tone Spanx on a humid day.

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I never fart in front of him. I know, everyone thinks I'm mad. I dont even judge others doing it , cant explain it



 
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No I don't but he's gross! haha!



 
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Me and my DH had farting competitions within a few months of meeting



 
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I can't do loud farts, I do a "I need to trump" (because that's cute) and make sure it's a quiet one! I get embarrassed if one creeps out on the toilet lol and cough to disguise



 
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Because that's cute ...



 
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In 15 years I've only heard my DH fart a handful of times.
Me on tbhe other hand fart in my sleep aparantly (how embarrassing)



 
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I can't do loud farts, I do a "I need to trump" (because that's cute) and make sure it's a quiet one! I get embarrassed if one creeps out on the toilet lol and cough to disguise
The toilet farts are funny because they echo off the porcelain. IDGAF what my other half thinks, I just drop my guts - loud, silent, I couldn't care less. But being pregnant is great. Those suckers just really make him turn green.



 
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