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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 15:14 PM   21
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Okay My daughter is looking at me like I am crazy because I have been laughing out loud reading this thread.

Well here it goes. I had only been at the hospital 2 hours and the nurse had just checked me and I was a 5 and feeling great. About 15 minutes later, I started feeling really bad and screaming that I needed to push. I was really upset and screaming at everyone the nurse finally came in and said that it hadn't been long enough and she wasn't going to check me. I guess I looked at my husband right in front of her and said "This nurse is the stupidest b**** ever". Well I guess she looked horrified and decided to check me and my water exploded on her arm and I looked at my husband and said she deserved that (oops). She said I was a ten and the baby was coming out, but she told me not to push because my midwife wasn't there. so I was screaming " How am I not supposed to push" and my midwife walks in. Well I pushed once and her head popped out and I started screaming to my midwife "PUT HER BACK IN" It hurts so bad please just put her back in. Well obviously she didn't but my husband still laughs about it every time he thinks about it.



 
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 15:41 PM   22
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"PUT HER BACK IN"
That may be the best line yet!



 
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 15:44 PM   23
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These stories are the best..I'm laughing so hard, can't wait to have some of my own.



 
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 17:37 PM   24
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Okay My daughter is looking at me like I am crazy because I have been laughing out loud reading this thread.

Well here it goes. I had only been at the hospital 2 hours and the nurse had just checked me and I was a 5 and feeling great. About 15 minutes later, I started feeling really bad and screaming that I needed to push. I was really upset and screaming at everyone the nurse finally came in and said that it hadn't been long enough and she wasn't going to check me. I guess I looked at my husband right in front of her and said "This nurse is the stupidest b**** ever". Well I guess she looked horrified and decided to check me and my water exploded on her arm and I looked at my husband and said she deserved that (oops). She said I was a ten and the baby was coming out, but she told me not to push because my midwife wasn't there. so I was screaming " How am I not supposed to push" and my midwife walks in. Well I pushed once and her head popped out and I started screaming to my midwife "PUT HER BACK IN" It hurts so bad please just put her back in. Well obviously she didn't but my husband still laughs about it every time he thinks about it.
oh my i think i nearly just pee'd myself lol !
i remember telling my nurse she was an insensitive bitch because she didnt turn the gas up for me whoops



 
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 18:23 PM   25
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hehehe I am glad I could give you guys a laugh. My husband still cracks up when we talk about ttc again. He's like I hope it is as fun as last time lol. I love reading these and hope everyone keeps it going.



 
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Old Aug 11th, 2011, 18:24 PM   26
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Okay My daughter is looking at me like I am crazy because I have been laughing out loud reading this thread.

Well here it goes. I had only been at the hospital 2 hours and the nurse had just checked me and I was a 5 and feeling great. About 15 minutes later, I started feeling really bad and screaming that I needed to push. I was really upset and screaming at everyone the nurse finally came in and said that it hadn't been long enough and she wasn't going to check me. I guess I looked at my husband right in front of her and said "This nurse is the stupidest b**** ever". Well I guess she looked horrified and decided to check me and my water exploded on her arm and I looked at my husband and said she deserved that (oops). She said I was a ten and the baby was coming out, but she told me not to push because my midwife wasn't there. so I was screaming " How am I not supposed to push" and my midwife walks in. Well I pushed once and her head popped out and I started screaming to my midwife "PUT HER BACK IN" It hurts so bad please just put her back in. Well obviously she didn't but my husband still laughs about it every time he thinks about it.
oh my i think i nearly just pee'd myself lol !
i remember telling my nurse she was an insensitive bitch because she didnt turn the gas up for me whoops
Oh the things we say. LOL



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2011, 07:15 AM   27
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Not that funny but I had gas and air and my OH tells me I started talking in an Irish accent to all the midwives but I'm English?! Random!



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2011, 15:48 PM   28
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these stories are really sensational i like the one about the sausage legs and put her back in the best.
i really laughed out loud



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2011, 15:50 PM   29
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This thread is awesome!

During our childbirth classes I remember turning my nose up at the videos of the women giving birth bc I thought they all sounding like dying animals and was that really necessary? I know, I know...how naive!

Fast forward to my labour, after getting a little high off of gas and air, I very dejectedly announced that "I sound just like the women on the videos! I'm a stuck pig!" DH and our nurse had quite a good laugh!



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2011, 16:04 PM   30
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This is the funniest thread I've read for ages!! Thanks for sharing everyone



 
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