She's also sleeping and pooping a lot. LOL!! Had a jaundice check today. She's
regained nearly all of her birth weight, which is apparently unusual this early for BF babies. Her doctor congratulated and told me what a good job I'm doing.

cattle, too
about 2 months into pregnancy, i got a job offer with full lpn training, housing, and the cost of the move. in alaska. and i had to turn it down =( so if you want a change of scene and to see white all day instead of brown and red, get into healthcare and go to alaska! lol

i heart arizona, by the way.

I know enough to know that parts of it are colder than crap in October, lol, I drove through Sheridan twice, once in October.

Also been to Phoenix, funny as that is, my Mom actually lives in Mesa.

Sorry to crash the thread, the title was cute and then I read a few posts, you guys are entertaining, I love it!

menelly--i have heard that when you have an epi or surgery the swelling sticks around a bit longer due to being pumped full of fluids. It'll go down eventually! Hang in there and enjoy slippers in the meantime

ashiozz--i TOTALLY understand. i'm in the workers comp field but we are 3rd party so we don't have adjusters here, but work under them. thank god i don't work directly with them--the most I do is pass phone calls (i'm back up for reception) but i do get to deal with all the lovely doctors offices where we schedule patients. We do almost exclusively IME scheduling, some liability. EVERYONE is full of rage it seems! the worst is talking to patients though...OMG...and they love to get you on the phone and emphasize how much pain they're in. The best was last week when we had a patient call and fake a cough and say how he couldn't make it to his IME because he is very sick blah blah blah...some are legit hurt, but many, like this guy, just looooove to cheat the system!

OMG ARIZONA!!! I have always said that it's my favorite place to visit but I would hate to live there. one of my best girls and a few of my other friends lived in phoenix; my brother lived in flagstaff and went to NAU. I love it there...so sad to read the disdain in your text lol

KATIE OMG DID YOU FREAKING WATCH SOME RETURN TO OZ YET?! </excitement>

Vaurissa welcome to the madness! Who originally posted on this thread? We might have to changed the title to "bitches don't give a shit" at least, in my head that's what i'm changing it to.

p.s. i am getting so fed up with people asking me where the baby is. IN MY FUCKING UTERUS, DUMBASS. not to go on a pregnancy rant but i'm going to anyway. i hate that since everyone found out, and especially since i've been massively showing, this pregnancy is my new identity. I am not laura anymore. i am the pregnant one and all others shall know me and address me only as such. it's no longer "how was your weekend?", it's "how's baby? why hasn't he come yet? oh you're still here? is he cozy in there? is he going to be a stubborn baby?"

GO. AWAY.

btw last night i had a dream that such a test existed, much like a pregnancy test, that you peed on and if two lines came up it meant you were going into labor within the next 2 days. mine was TOTALLY positive. too bad it means crap.

p.s. sex didn't work.

Oh heck yes =)

NOOOOO Next time you drive through wyoming, you really need to drive through somewhere else. Sheridan is basically hell. We have pretty mountains and tress and crap in other places....drive through those.

(its cold everywhere in wyoming, all year long, btw. all...year...long. Except for those two weeks we call "summer" where its 120* and we all stay home.)

Thread crash all you want =) More people=more discussion =)

IN MY FUCKING UTERUS, DUMBASS <---lmao!!!!!!!!!
I love starting the day off well =)
Thats kind of how parenthood is, though, isn't it? You aren't you anymore, youre "that child's mom". I yelled at a friend once and said "You know, I DO have more to talk about than being freaking pregnant! I'm still a real person!" and so she waited patiently...and i have nothing to talk about other than being pregnant. =/
...wait, your name is Laura? IDENTITY REVEALED! Hi Laura. I'm Katie. Duh.

And no, I didn't watch it yet =( I fell asleep on the couch during "Frozen Planet" then went to bed. But I actually am intending on watching after my dr appt, which is in two hours!
Unless they say "Oh, having a baby today!"

which they wont, cuz they're bitches.

Speaking of bitches, BITCHES DONT CARE, YO. Represent. (that was the most gangter little round guy I could find)

It really could mean that you're going to go into labor in the next two days! lol. For about a month, I had dreams about peeing on sticks, until one day, my mom looked at me and said "are you pregnant?"...I was all, psssh, no, who me, i'm 19 years old and unhealthy and infertile blahblahblabh. Turns out none of those were true. I had the sniffles, if that counts, and I was 19, but only for a minute after that.
Called her that night and said "so you know how I said I wasn't possibly pregnant...?"

So, my long, drawn out story means you ARE going into labor. YOU MUST. *sends vibes across computerland*


Ps. WOOOOOOOOO someone got laid!!!!!!

...I mean, congratulations on your intimate and private moment. totally not living vicariously through you, even though I've never met you.

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Thank you and I love it!!

That is sooo my next response to any fool who asks that!!