funny stories...pregnancy brain and bedroom mishaps...

jenjen82 · Jun 16th, 2011, 23:10 PM

I have another app on my iphone and someone started a post and i thought it was hilarious so i thought i would start a tread on here ...

first---share any bedroom mishaps

second---what crazy things have you done because of pregnancy brain.

ill go first, a lady on the other said had this exact story and i laughed so hard because it happened to me too..he and hubbie were getting it on

and i was on top and he went to slap my ass and accidently hit his balls...it was funny to me

and ive had alot of pregnancy brain incidents. i couldn't find my car keys, and my hubbie found them in the shower...

please share your stories , i think it will be fun

bettny · Jun 17th, 2011, 20:25 PM

no bedroom mishaps but i do get on and of der brain

like looking for my phone for at least 30mins when BF says wat are u looking for i explain ive lost my phone and i started getting really upset thought i was gonna cry when he pointed out while laughing his ass off that it was in my hand...... i had to laugh or i would have cried lol stupid hormones!!!!!

jenjen82 · Jun 17th, 2011, 23:13 PM

i always lose my phone , my hubbie gets really annoyed at me because all day im like "where is my phone"...its annoying for everyone involved

Darlin65 · Jun 18th, 2011, 00:22 AM

Not quite as funny but when when we were in HS still DF was trying to be all smooth and cool during one of our first times fooling around and he went to lean over/on me on the couch while making out and hit his head on the lamp next to the couch and about took an eye out

jenjen82 · Jun 18th, 2011, 01:00 AM

im surprised there aren't more resposes to this because i know some really funny stuff has happened, especially during pregnancy...come on ladies i need a good laugh!!!

aymz1983 · Jun 18th, 2011, 06:15 AM

I don't have any funny stories...well they r not funny to me anyway lol. So far I too have lost phone and rang wrong number to try n find out where in house it was, thursday night at bingo I'd go to mark off a number only to find I'd weirdly already marked it off before it was called, my basic mental functioning has just ceased! Oh finds it funny cos I keep muddling things up

mom and ttc · Jun 18th, 2011, 09:05 AM

i am not for along enough for pregnancy brain . but. ... i was pregnant before and tons of stories!

worst one ... i couldn't find my phone, we just moved in to the house and got married. we moved away from my family since my husband is in the navy ... so nobody was around and i didnt have friends here yet. my husband could not get ahold of me, while he was at work. i was also sick, morning sickness until 19 weeks. could not even get out of bed, vomited about 12-15 times a day.
we looked everywhere, it was gone. i didnt leave the house and remembered having it in the house ... yeah 2 days later i thought, ok time to cook. opened the freezer and opps, there was my phone.
Yeah it was not working anymore...

Darlin65 · Jun 18th, 2011, 21:29 PM

Geesh... I am guessing pregnancy brain will not be kind to me because I do the phone stuff already!

jenjen82 · Jun 18th, 2011, 23:23 PM

this isnt pregnancy related but i think it is funny...i had just started dating this guy and the first time i went to his apartment i did something really embarrassing. i got there and he still needed to shower so i waited in the living room and i farted, well for some reason it stunk really bad, like the worst I had ever released before..lol..well it was lingering and lingering and i knew he was about to get out of the shower so i was starting to get nervous that he would smell it..he turned off the water and i freaked so i ran to his bedroom and layed down in his bed acting like i was taking alittle cat nap.. he got dressed and we were about to leave and he was like what is that smell....omg what is that smell...then he started looking around saying that there must be a dead animal somewhere in the apartment...he was sniffing around and looking under furniture, it was horrible!!!!!!

Darlin65 · Jun 19th, 2011, 00:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jenjen82

this isnt pregnancy related but i think it is funny...i had just started dating this guy and the first time i went to his apartment i did something really embarrassing. i got there and he still needed to shower so i waited in the living room and i farted, well for some reason it stunk really bad, like the worst I had ever released before..lol..well it was lingering and lingering and i knew he was about to get out of the shower so i was starting to get nervous that he would smell it..he turned off the water and i freaked so i ran to his bedroom and layed down in his bed acting like i was taking alittle cat nap.. he got dressed and we were about to leave and he was like what is that smell....omg what is that smell...then he started looking around saying that there must be a dead animal somewhere in the apartment...he was sniffing around and looking under furniture, it was horrible!!!!!!

Bahaha! I would have like pulled out my perfume from my purse or like started looking for air freshner lol or maybe just sat with the front door open I would have been horrified of him coming out of the shower lol

Jun 16th, 2011, 23:10 PM	#1
jenjen82 Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: louisiana Posts: 29	funny stories...pregnancy brain and bedroom mishaps... I have another app on my iphone and someone started a post and i thought it was hilarious so i thought i would start a tread on here ... first---share any bedroom mishaps second---what crazy things have you done because of pregnancy brain. ill go first, a lady on the other said had this exact story and i laughed so hard because it happened to me too..he and hubbie were getting it onand i was on top and he went to slap my ass and accidently hit his balls...it was funny to me and ive had alot of pregnancy brain incidents. i couldn't find my car keys, and my hubbie found them in the shower... please share your stories , i think it will be fun

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Jun 17th, 2011, 20:25 PM	#2
bettny Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Serbia , Novi Sad (UK, Bristol) Posts: 517	no bedroom mishaps but i do get on and of der brain like looking for my phone for at least 30mins when BF says wat are u looking for i explain ive lost my phone and i started getting really upset thought i was gonna cry when he pointed out while laughing his ass off that it was in my hand...... i had to laugh or i would have cried lol stupid hormones!!!!!

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Jun 17th, 2011, 23:13 PM	#3
jenjen82 Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: louisiana Posts: 29	i always lose my phone , my hubbie gets really annoyed at me because all day im like "where is my phone"...its annoying for everyone involved

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Jun 18th, 2011, 00:22 AM	#4
Darlin65 On a break (TTC) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,105	Not quite as funny but when when we were in HS still DF was trying to be all smooth and cool during one of our first times fooling around and he went to lean over/on me on the couch while making out and hit his head on the lamp next to the couch and about took an eye out

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Jun 18th, 2011, 01:00 AM	#5
jenjen82 Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: louisiana Posts: 29	im surprised there aren't more resposes to this because i know some really funny stuff has happened, especially during pregnancy...come on ladies i need a good laugh!!!

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Jun 18th, 2011, 06:15 AM	#6
aymz1983 Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 531	I don't have any funny stories...well they r not funny to me anyway lol. So far I too have lost phone and rang wrong number to try n find out where in house it was, thursday night at bingo I'd go to mark off a number only to find I'd weirdly already marked it off before it was called, my basic mental functioning has just ceased! Oh finds it funny cos I keep muddling things up

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Jun 18th, 2011, 09:05 AM	#7
mom and ttc Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: May 2011 Location: florida Posts: 2,709	i am not for along enough for pregnancy brain . but. ... i was pregnant before and tons of stories! worst one ... i couldn't find my phone, we just moved in to the house and got married. we moved away from my family since my husband is in the navy ... so nobody was around and i didnt have friends here yet. my husband could not get ahold of me, while he was at work. i was also sick, morning sickness until 19 weeks. could not even get out of bed, vomited about 12-15 times a day. we looked everywhere, it was gone. i didnt leave the house and remembered having it in the house ... yeah 2 days later i thought, ok time to cook. opened the freezer and opps, there was my phone. Yeah it was not working anymore...

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Jun 18th, 2011, 21:29 PM	#8
Darlin65 On a break (TTC) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,105	Geesh... I am guessing pregnancy brain will not be kind to me because I do the phone stuff already!

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Jun 18th, 2011, 23:23 PM	#9
jenjen82 Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: louisiana Posts: 29	this isnt pregnancy related but i think it is funny...i had just started dating this guy and the first time i went to his apartment i did something really embarrassing. i got there and he still needed to shower so i waited in the living room and i farted, well for some reason it stunk really bad, like the worst I had ever released before..lol..well it was lingering and lingering and i knew he was about to get out of the shower so i was starting to get nervous that he would smell it..he turned off the water and i freaked so i ran to his bedroom and layed down in his bed acting like i was taking alittle cat nap.. he got dressed and we were about to leave and he was like what is that smell....omg what is that smell...then he started looking around saying that there must be a dead animal somewhere in the apartment...he was sniffing around and looking under furniture, it was horrible!!!!!!

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