Pregnant Husbands - Page 2

UenvyMEsha · Mar 27th, 2012, 23:02 PM

Very!

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Originally Posted by MommyH

Men truly are clueless!

Angelmouse · Mar 28th, 2012, 05:25 AM

Argh, NO WAY!

My husband would show me up big style. He's always so pragmatic and just gets on with things no matter what.

He got up at 4:30 this morning to fly to Belfast for work...with a stinking cold.

If he was pregnant he'd put me to shame coz I find any excuse going not to do the jobs I should be doing (achem, like the sweeping and mopping of floors I'm meant to be doing right now

)

SpringerS · Mar 28th, 2012, 06:12 AM

I keep telling my husband that next month is his turn to have a go of being pregnant but he is having none of it. He'd never take a turn at periods either.

keepholdingon · Mar 28th, 2012, 08:27 AM

This thread made me smile

I sometimes feel like my husband thinks I'm exaggerating my nausea and general sickness. But... we are at his Navy training right now and living on base at the hotel so.. we have a maid and we eat out a lot so it's not like I'm doing it to get out of cleaning. I seriously thought once I was pregnant (he's pretty chivalrous to begin with) that he'd really be doting on me, but he hasn't done it once!!! LOL, I'm not really expecting it or offended by any means, but the other day he told me that the baby is so small so how am I feeling so sick? He is truly completely clueless on women, which is weird because his sister was SO SICK throughout her entire pregnancies and it seems like his mind is blown because I feel sick all the time.

He'd probably kill me for posting this, but my husband up until about 2 years ago thought women sit on the toilet when going to the bathroom because they pee out of their butt. WHAT!!!!!!!!! It is still an ongoing joke with us. He is seriously so clueless on women's issues, LOL

fumbles · Mar 28th, 2012, 08:32 AM

This thread is so funny, gotta love men! My DH complains about having to walk the dog once every couple days. The dog gets walked 3 times a day, who does he think does all the other walks!? :doh:

ToniT · Mar 28th, 2012, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by UenvyMEsha

I have been really nauseated the last few days, and have been on a Ginger Ale/Cracker diet today. My appetite is pretty nonexistent. But, I have to eat to prevent the nausea from worsening

.

Dialogue between my husband and me:

Me: Why do you keep looking at me

?

Husband: I love having a pregnant wife.

Me: I wish men could get pregnant.

Husband: If I was pregnant, I wouldn't get sick!

I really wish we could have a "Freaky Friday" moment and my husband wake up pregnant and nauseated. Anyone else want a pregnant husband?

LOL! this was funny,i totally agree, only thing is tho i swear my OH is pregnant! lol

He's getting cravings, he has mood swings, yesterday he was saying he had a funny feeling in his tummy, hes been getting emotional......if it was humanly possible id say he was pregnant lol

but ive read somewhere that some men pick do up on the womans symptoms of pregnancy and start to feel them themselves lol its strange.....but he needs to sort him self out soon tho cus im the one whos really pregnant and i cant be running to the shops at 3 in the morning for ice cream for him! lol x

rubysoho120 · Mar 28th, 2012, 09:47 AM

My husband has been pregnant with me the whole time. He doesn't sleep, has to pee all the time, his back hurts, his body hurts, he has way more cravings that me and he can't remember shit. Worst pregnancy brain ever. The only difference is when I literally can't go any more, and am exhausted I have to lay down, rest, sleep, or I feel horriable and ill. He can push through that because, oh yeah hes not building a little human! He def doesn't understand to the fullest how hard it is. But I tell him like it is, even if I'm mean and nasty about it, because I don't feel good, or I'm tired and need to rest and I dont have if we have something to do it can wait!

SpringerS · Mar 28th, 2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by keepholdingon

but the other day he told me that the baby is so small so how am I feeling so sick?

You're 6 weeks, so I'd point out that even though the baby is only pea sized right now, your normally plum sized uterus is nearly the size of a grapefruit. There is a lot going on already.

The worst thing about this for me is that my husband's sister is 6.5 months pregnant with twins and, I have to admit, the most uncomfortable I have ever seen a human being look. But when I'm feeling sick or painfully bloated, my husband comparing my discomfort to his sister's worse discomfort does not help!

horseypants · Mar 28th, 2012, 10:43 AM

yeah, mine's farting a lot (haha still!) and last night he said

"i wish i could trade bodies with you"

pretty cute

HAHA! doesn't it sound like the making of an adam sandler movie??? i'm not really a fan of sandler though. lets pick someone else like ashton kutcher and make the movie lol. maybe zack galafinakis or someone english.

UenvyMEsha · Mar 28th, 2012, 23:09 PM

That would annoy the hell out of me

. My grandma told me that she never had morning sickness with any of her pregnancies, and my mom and uncle are twins. Just because a person is pregnant with twins doesnt make them more miserable than someone with a singleton

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Originally Posted by keepholdingon

but the other day he told me that the baby is so small so how am I feeling so sick?

You're 6 weeks, so I'd point out that even though the baby is only pea sized right now, your normally plum sized uterus is nearly the size of a grapefruit. There is a lot going on already.

The worst thing about this for me is that my husband's sister is 6.5 months pregnant with twins and, I have to admit, the most uncomfortable I have ever seen a human being look. But when I'm feeling sick or painfully bloated, my husband comparing my discomfort to his sister's worse discomfort does not help!

Mar 28th, 2012, 05:25 AM	#12
Angelmouse Other Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 2,169	Argh, NO WAY! My husband would show me up big style. He's always so pragmatic and just gets on with things no matter what. He got up at 4:30 this morning to fly to Belfast for work...with a stinking cold. If he was pregnant he'd put me to shame coz I find any excuse going not to do the jobs I should be doing (achem, like the sweeping and mopping of floors I'm meant to be doing right now )

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Mar 28th, 2012, 06:12 AM	#13
SpringerS Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 671	I keep telling my husband that next month is his turn to have a go of being pregnant but he is having none of it. He'd never take a turn at periods either.

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Mar 28th, 2012, 08:27 AM	#14
keepholdingon Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,867	This thread made me smile I sometimes feel like my husband thinks I'm exaggerating my nausea and general sickness. But... we are at his Navy training right now and living on base at the hotel so.. we have a maid and we eat out a lot so it's not like I'm doing it to get out of cleaning. I seriously thought once I was pregnant (he's pretty chivalrous to begin with) that he'd really be doting on me, but he hasn't done it once!!! LOL, I'm not really expecting it or offended by any means, but the other day he told me that the baby is so small so how am I feeling so sick? He is truly completely clueless on women, which is weird because his sister was SO SICK throughout her entire pregnancies and it seems like his mind is blown because I feel sick all the time. He'd probably kill me for posting this, but my husband up until about 2 years ago thought women sit on the toilet when going to the bathroom because they pee out of their butt. WHAT!!!!!!!!! It is still an ongoing joke with us. He is seriously so clueless on women's issues, LOL

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Mar 28th, 2012, 08:32 AM	#15
fumbles Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: UK Posts: 459	This thread is so funny, gotta love men! My DH complains about having to walk the dog once every couple days. The dog gets walked 3 times a day, who does he think does all the other walks!? :doh:

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Mar 28th, 2012, 09:47 AM	#17
rubysoho120 Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,360	My husband has been pregnant with me the whole time. He doesn't sleep, has to pee all the time, his back hurts, his body hurts, he has way more cravings that me and he can't remember shit. Worst pregnancy brain ever. The only difference is when I literally can't go any more, and am exhausted I have to lay down, rest, sleep, or I feel horriable and ill. He can push through that because, oh yeah hes not building a little human! He def doesn't understand to the fullest how hard it is. But I tell him like it is, even if I'm mean and nasty about it, because I don't feel good, or I'm tired and need to rest and I dont have if we have something to do it can wait!

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Mar 28th, 2012, 10:43 AM	#19
horseypants Other BnB Addict Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: California Posts: 3,048	yeah, mine's farting a lot (haha still!) and last night he said "i wish i could trade bodies with you" pretty cute HAHA! doesn't it sound like the making of an adam sandler movie??? i'm not really a fan of sandler though. lets pick someone else like ashton kutcher and make the movie lol. maybe zack galafinakis or someone english.

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