What would you say if you could write a letter to Mother Nature? I actually do this quite often...helped me vent frustrations when I got but now that I'm pregnant....well...Mother Nature gets another type of letter.

Ladies- indulge me...I'd love to know what you'd say!


Dear Mother Nature,

I'm writing you this letter to thank you for deciding to take a vacation from me. I know you and I have always been close...what with wild animals coming up to me (and some even allowing me to touch them), plants of any kind seem to grow monstrous sizes in my care, and any and all insects just LOVE to be on, around, or eating me....but seriously, thank you. I have been asking you for this for a long time and I finally got what I wished for. In your true fashion, however, you picked the craziest moment to give me my lil' bean. I had plans for tattoos and slight binge drinking when I got home- and my cigg habit was getting worse (but I didn't care!). TWO WEEKS before I go home, you decide to give me the most precious (and obviously a plan-ruining) gift. Thanks. You always did have a twisted sense of humor. Anyways, now all I ask is you help me keep my bean happy, healthy, and safe so that he or she can grow into a happy, healthy, and safe baby.

Thanks Again,

Jessica

P.S. Thanks for this upcoming bikini season, seriously!! Pregnant belly and bikini?! LOVE IT!

Dear Mother Nature

Please don't make this summer to hot... seriously, don't! If You would be so kind as to kill all the tabacco plants It would be a very nice gesture as this giving up smoking is hard work, im doing well at cutting down on my own but going cold turkey is killing me atm so without the plants i wouldn't be able to and that would be nice Its the only bad habbit i have, happens that its the worst bad habbit i could have anywho, thanks for bean, you have done your bit now ill make sure to keep bean safe

Thanks take care of yourself Mrs Nature

Thanks for humoring me, honey- at least there's one silly and brave soul among us, lol!!

Speaking of cigarettes...no one told me how much I would miss the little f**kers

its hard going on the smokes, but ill be off them soon !! just crazy how hard it is x

How many did/do you smoke a day? Usually a pack lasted me 3-4 days so I wasn't TOO bad...my Dad goes through a pack and a half a day!!

i smoked 20 a day, down to 10 now.. finding it hard just cutting it in half but will cut it in half again soon then stop.. i know it isnt perfect but im proud of me for getting this far!

Good job! I know a couple of women who didn't stop at all during their pregnancy and their babies came out fine- the only difference? They didn't struggle for a year and a half like I did for this lil' bean...hell...they didn't even plan theirs! It was an "Oh shit, I'm pregnant! What am I going to do?!" moment. I hate them so bad for that, lol.

Seriously though, you're doing good. Just keep cutting back and telling yourself that its not for you, its for baby