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Ladylisle · Feb 11th, 2012, 13:36 PM

hahaha

Funny stuff ladies!
Me and my partner been together for 2 and a bit years and nothing is sacred in our house!!! I think if i didnt fart in front of him i would be in pain or running out of the room every 10 mins, i am a naturally gassy person!

But i do remember one time when we first got together and he was driving me home which was about an hour away, we had to stop for petrol and he got out and i was desperate for a fart so i thought i'd let it go while he was filling car..... OMG this was quite possibly the smelliest fart i have ever done in my life, and i immediately could smell it and panicked opened all windows and trying to discretely waft it out!
He came back opened car door sat down and said "what the hell is that?!!?? is that you????", I couldnt say anything between laughing so hard and crying of embarrassment.. He said it was the worst smell ever and since then he is constantly getting his own back or trying at least

feeble · Feb 11th, 2012, 13:39 PM

Is it just farting that's a worry? What about doing a pee on the loo when oh is brushing his teeth or in the bath?

Is that the same? X

pupsicle · Feb 11th, 2012, 13:51 PM

I'm the same as you. I was embarassed the other day as I accidently sat the baby down and said "Sit there a second mummy needs a poo". I tried to say pee and loo and it came out poo! OH just laughed, I snuck off red-faced to the bathroom.

LegoHouse · Feb 11th, 2012, 13:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jessicatunnel

Girls I am so mortified. Me and my husband are sooo comfortable with each other and hes always farting and whatnot in front of me, but i have NEVER farted in front of him before, I even run the water if I'm doing number two in the restroom so he doesnt hear. I just don't want him seeing me as a farting/pooping machine but tonight when we were sitting on the couch watching tv we were watching something really funny and i FARTED! I couldn't help it! My husband looked at my with really big eyes and started laughing so hard. I was mortified and ran into my bedroom! I was laughing but just wanted to cry I was so embarrased. ): I just know hes never going to let me live this down!

The same thing has happened to me a couple weeks ago. So uncool. Luckily neither of us have mentioned it since

jessicatunnel · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:16 PM

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Originally Posted by feeble

Is it just farting that's a worry? What about doing a pee on the loo when oh is brushing his teeth or in the bath?

Is that the same? X

I don't like to pee in front of him either. Hah, sometimes he barges in when I'm on the toilet and there's nothing I can do then. I'm sure he wouldn't have a problem with me doing that stuff in front of him but I like to keep that stuff private!

Thanks ladies for the great laughs!! My husband keeps on peeking over to see what im laughing at, lol!

scarlett_s · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:24 PM

Wow. I have no shame in front of DH. I have done many things in front of him that I would never do in front of anyone else and he still loves me and thinks I am super hot even after being together for almost 16 years and married for almost 13.

I do fart in front of him but I always say excuse me

He will coming into the bathroom to talk to me if I am having a BM (in our house we say a serious) I often go to the bathroom with the door open because even if I close it a dog, child or DH open it and come in. He has held my hair while I vomited and cleaned up my blood after my c-section when I stood up for the first time to go to the bathroom. Actually the first time I had to have a BM after I had my first c-section (like 3 days later) it was extremely painful and my awesome DH held my hand and coached me like I was in labour

He even cleaned my c-section scar for me and has shaved my legs and bikini area in pregnancy.

Don't worry after having babies you tend to lose a bit of your shame

Apollo · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:33 PM

Jeez, if you cant do that sort of thing in front of your oh what can you? I dont care if I fart, poo, pee, god anything in front of mine. Imo your partner is the one person you should have no shame around, you may need them one day! Heh heh, me and hubby are quite happy to try and outfart each other in the morning too hahahaha. Ah, I dunno, but I dont think you should be embarrassed about stuff when your oh is concerned.

Mrsctobe · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:35 PM

You've been together 5 years and never farted in front of him

oh hun what you gona do when your in labour then lol x

flubdub · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:36 PM

jessicatunnel · Feb 11th, 2012, 15:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Apollo

Jeez, if you cant do that sort of thing in front of your oh what can you? I dont care if I fart, poo, pee, god anything in front of mine. Imo your partner is the one person you should have no shame around, you may need them one day! Heh heh, me and hubby are quite happy to try and outfart each other in the morning too hahahaha. Ah, I dunno, but I dont think you should be embarrassed about stuff when your oh is concerned.

I'm just a private person in general. Me and Dh are really close and comfortable around each other but things like that I just want to keep private, from ANYONE! Except my dogs. LOL, they always follow me into the bathroom and sit on the ground until I finish, hehe.

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Ladylisle Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: West Sussex, UK Posts: 169	hahaha Funny stuff ladies! Me and my partner been together for 2 and a bit years and nothing is sacred in our house!!! I think if i didnt fart in front of him i would be in pain or running out of the room every 10 mins, i am a naturally gassy person! But i do remember one time when we first got together and he was driving me home which was about an hour away, we had to stop for petrol and he got out and i was desperate for a fart so i thought i'd let it go while he was filling car..... OMG this was quite possibly the smelliest fart i have ever done in my life, and i immediately could smell it and panicked opened all windows and trying to discretely waft it out! He came back opened car door sat down and said "what the hell is that?!!?? is that you????", I couldnt say anything between laughing so hard and crying of embarrassment.. He said it was the worst smell ever and since then he is constantly getting his own back or trying at least

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feeble Pregnant (Expecting) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,472	Is it just farting that's a worry? What about doing a pee on the loo when oh is brushing his teeth or in the bath? Is that the same? X

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pupsicle Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: UK Posts: 1,043	I'm the same as you. I was embarassed the other day as I accidently sat the baby down and said "Sit there a second mummy needs a poo". I tried to say pee and loo and it came out poo! OH just laughed, I snuck off red-faced to the bathroom.

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scarlett_s Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 186	Wow. I have no shame in front of DH. I have done many things in front of him that I would never do in front of anyone else and he still loves me and thinks I am super hot even after being together for almost 16 years and married for almost 13. I do fart in front of him but I always say excuse me He will coming into the bathroom to talk to me if I am having a BM (in our house we say a serious) I often go to the bathroom with the door open because even if I close it a dog, child or DH open it and come in. He has held my hair while I vomited and cleaned up my blood after my c-section when I stood up for the first time to go to the bathroom. Actually the first time I had to have a BM after I had my first c-section (like 3 days later) it was extremely painful and my awesome DH held my hand and coached me like I was in labour He even cleaned my c-section scar for me and has shaved my legs and bikini area in pregnancy. Don't worry after having babies you tend to lose a bit of your shame

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Apollo Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Tenerife Posts: 656	Jeez, if you cant do that sort of thing in front of your oh what can you? I dont care if I fart, poo, pee, god anything in front of mine. Imo your partner is the one person you should have no shame around, you may need them one day! Heh heh, me and hubby are quite happy to try and outfart each other in the morning too hahahaha. Ah, I dunno, but I dont think you should be embarrassed about stuff when your oh is concerned.

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Mrsctobe Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Uk Posts: 6,554	You've been together 5 years and never farted in front of him oh hun what you gona do when your in labour then lol x

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