Im sure ive turned into a man, all i seem to do is eat sleep and fart! anyone else? - Page 3

holden_babez · Mar 7th, 2012, 00:31 AM

bahahahaha

you ladies make me laugh

but sadly im the same...

Eat Sleep and Burp

Im not much of the farter this time round, but gosh i can belch!

Im eating like ALL the time and it amazes DH how much i am putting away each time..

im going to look like a house by the time this bub is born..

chrislo4 · Mar 7th, 2012, 04:07 AM

I dont seem to have wind these days, only the odd occasion. I have huge amounts of gas though and really sound like a man when i burp. They are really deep and loud ... and just come out!!

annagrace · Mar 7th, 2012, 05:10 AM

Hahaha! OMG!

I had to come in and say that even the title of this thread made me laugh out loud! And it's SO true. I have lost all grace and dignity when it comes to my bodily functions. One little trump snuck out at work the other day whilst serving a customer - awful! Luckily i think it went unnoticed as it didn't emit the usual PAAARRP noise.

And to boot, the other day (sorry if TMI hehe!) i sneezed and a little pee came out!

I feel like a 70 year old lady! Thank god for p.liners!

*sigh*!

x

fidgets mammy · Mar 7th, 2012, 05:56 AM

Hilarious!!! I haven't wet myself-yet!!
I went for an italian last night and have to say when i got home i was on a role!! I farted so much my oh said " how way man Paula what do u f*%$#@g say" I replied, well im not finished ill say pardon me at the end. I love it when he gets annoyed!!

Let's all drink to the fluffs(farts)!!!!

meltanton · Mar 7th, 2012, 06:15 AM

yup im ashamed to say im right there with you ladies. I fart all day and all night, they stink so bad that even my husband who is a profesional farter has to open a window or cover his nose hahaha! payback man!

i fart, eat sleep or puke. Oh and moan at my aches and pains. We r sexy mummas! hahax

meltanton · Mar 7th, 2012, 06:17 AM

oh..and i have also experienced the "sneeze and pee" situation.............embarrasing! thank god for p.liners!

annagrace · Mar 8th, 2012, 07:26 AM

BadassMom · Mar 8th, 2012, 13:25 PM

Anyone have to roll their car window down because you can't stand being trapped with the smell of your own farts?? Yep that's me

Clucky as · Mar 8th, 2012, 16:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BadassMom

Anyone have to roll their car window down because you can't stand being trapped with the smell of your own farts?? Yep that's me

Yep that's me too. Or jump out of the shower coz you've farted in there. and my favourite. Whilst having a spew this morning I wet my self

. I was so shocked lucky dh wasn't home.

fidgets mammy · Mar 9th, 2012, 02:44 AM

Hilarious!!!!!!

Mar 7th, 2012, 00:31 AM	#21
holden_babez Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Moranbah, Queensland, Australia Posts: 973	bahahahaha you ladies make me laugh but sadly im the same... Eat Sleep and Burp Im not much of the farter this time round, but gosh i can belch! Im eating like ALL the time and it amazes DH how much i am putting away each time.. im going to look like a house by the time this bub is born..

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chrislo4 Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,812	I dont seem to have wind these days, only the odd occasion. I have huge amounts of gas though and really sound like a man when i burp. They are really deep and loud ... and just come out!!

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Mar 7th, 2012, 05:10 AM	#23
annagrace Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: North Wales Posts: 351	Hahaha! OMG! I had to come in and say that even the title of this thread made me laugh out loud! And it's SO true. I have lost all grace and dignity when it comes to my bodily functions. One little trump snuck out at work the other day whilst serving a customer - awful! Luckily i think it went unnoticed as it didn't emit the usual PAAARRP noise. And to boot, the other day (sorry if TMI hehe!) i sneezed and a little pee came out! I feel like a 70 year old lady! Thank god for p.liners! sigh! x

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Mar 7th, 2012, 05:56 AM	#24
fidgets mammy Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: north east england Posts: 3,173	Hilarious!!! I haven't wet myself-yet!! I went for an italian last night and have to say when i got home i was on a role!! I farted so much my oh said " how way man Paula what do u f*%$#@g say" I replied, well im not finished ill say pardon me at the end. I love it when he gets annoyed!! Let's all drink to the fluffs(farts)!!!!

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meltanton Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gillingham, Kent Posts: 475	yup im ashamed to say im right there with you ladies. I fart all day and all night, they stink so bad that even my husband who is a profesional farter has to open a window or cover his nose hahaha! payback man! i fart, eat sleep or puke. Oh and moan at my aches and pains. We r sexy mummas! hahax

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meltanton Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gillingham, Kent Posts: 475	oh..and i have also experienced the "sneeze and pee" situation.............embarrasing! thank god for p.liners!

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BadassMom Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 1,236	Anyone have to roll their car window down because you can't stand being trapped with the smell of your own farts?? Yep that's me

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fidgets mammy Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: north east england Posts: 3,173	Hilarious!!!!!!

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