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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 00:31 AM   #21
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bahahahaha you ladies make me laugh

but sadly im the same...

Eat Sleep and Burp

Im not much of the farter this time round, but gosh i can belch!

Im eating like ALL the time and it amazes DH how much i am putting away each time..

im going to look like a house by the time this bub is born..


 
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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 04:07 AM   #22
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I dont seem to have wind these days, only the odd occasion. I have huge amounts of gas though and really sound like a man when i burp. They are really deep and loud ... and just come out!!


 
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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 05:10 AM   #23
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Hahaha! OMG! I had to come in and say that even the title of this thread made me laugh out loud! And it's SO true. I have lost all grace and dignity when it comes to my bodily functions. One little trump snuck out at work the other day whilst serving a customer - awful! Luckily i think it went unnoticed as it didn't emit the usual PAAARRP noise.

And to boot, the other day (sorry if TMI hehe!) i sneezed and a little pee came out! I feel like a 70 year old lady! Thank god for p.liners!

*sigh*!

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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 05:56 AM   #24
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Hilarious!!! I haven't wet myself-yet!!
I went for an italian last night and have to say when i got home i was on a role!! I farted so much my oh said " how way man Paula what do u f*%$#@g say" I replied, well im not finished ill say pardon me at the end. I love it when he gets annoyed!!

Let's all drink to the fluffs(farts)!!!!


 
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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 06:15 AM   #25
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yup im ashamed to say im right there with you ladies. I fart all day and all night, they stink so bad that even my husband who is a profesional farter has to open a window or cover his nose hahaha! payback man!

i fart, eat sleep or puke. Oh and moan at my aches and pains. We r sexy mummas! hahax


 
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Old Mar 7th, 2012, 06:17 AM   #26
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oh..and i have also experienced the "sneeze and pee" situation.............embarrasing! thank god for p.liners!


 
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Old Mar 8th, 2012, 07:26 AM   #27
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Old Mar 8th, 2012, 13:25 PM   #28
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Anyone have to roll their car window down because you can't stand being trapped with the smell of your own farts?? Yep that's me


 
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Old Mar 8th, 2012, 16:09 PM   #29
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Anyone have to roll their car window down because you can't stand being trapped with the smell of your own farts?? Yep that's me
Yep that's me too. Or jump out of the shower coz you've farted in there. and my favourite. Whilst having a spew this morning I wet my self. I was so shocked lucky dh wasn't home.


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Old Mar 9th, 2012, 02:44 AM   #30
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Hilarious!!!!!!


 
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