Hahaha! OMG! I had to come in and say that even the title of this thread made me laugh out loud! And it's SO true. I have lost all grace and dignity when it comes to my bodily functions. One little trump snuck out at work the other day whilst serving a customer - awful! Luckily i think it went unnoticed as it didn't emit the usual PAAARRP noise.
And to boot, the other day (sorry if TMI hehe!) i sneezed and a little pee came out! I feel like a 70 year old lady! Thank god for p.liners!
Hilarious!!! I haven't wet myself-yet!!
I went for an italian last night and have to say when i got home i was on a role!! I farted so much my oh said " how way man Paula what do u f*%$#@g say" I replied, well im not finished ill say pardon me at the end. I love it when he gets annoyed!!
yup im ashamed to say im right there with you ladies. I fart all day and all night, they stink so bad that even my husband who is a profesional farter has to open a window or cover his nose hahaha! payback man!
i fart, eat sleep or puke. Oh and moan at my aches and pains. We r sexy mummas! hahax
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