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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 21:05 PM   #41
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u could swap incontinence stories with dear old granny


 
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Old Apr 11th, 2012, 22:06 PM   #42
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When you cry because OH ate the last frozen burrito.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm frozen burrito...

When your coworker gives you back a blank credit note for processing and asks you to actually fill it in (can't she read minds??)


 
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 00:29 AM   #43
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When stores without bathrooms become scary because you have to go ALL the time!


 
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 02:11 AM   #44
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when you have to hand your oh a machete if he is in the mood for some loving so he can find his way in lol !
When you are too scared to blindly shave your foof in fear of slicing off a lip !!


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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 03:32 AM   #45
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but ..........too scared to let OH shave down there for fear of being scalped!!! xx


 
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 05:05 AM   #46
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You are no longer embarrassed to open the button on your jeans in the middle of a restaurant.

You spend your life trying to not burp out loud.

You buy an Easter Egg to share with OH and then eat the whole thing, meaning you have to hide the wrappers.

Everyone wants to touch your belly which drives me crazy.


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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 05:19 AM   #47
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when your poor dog runs every time you fart so it doesnt get the blame lol !!
When your oh asks what you have been feeding the dog as she stinks so much lmao!! (poor thing lol)


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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 05:29 AM   #48
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when you fart and it follows you everywhere!!

my dog used to sniff its ass then go to the back door when i farted thinking it was her. poor dog.


 
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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 05:33 AM   #49
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lol my dog hangs her head in shame anytime she smells something bad as if she knows she will get the blame! Its a shame but i cant blame the kids cos they will deny it lol, glad the dog cant talk lol !


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Old Apr 12th, 2012, 06:12 AM   #50
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Oh girls, these are hilarious... and every one true!

When you take the hump because OH wants to go to the loo (because you know it's going to be one of those half an hour trips)
When a sharp word from the doctor's receptionist makes you cry
When you struggle to take off your own shoes
When going to bed seems like too much effort
When not only do you have cravings but the baby has also decided that they dislike certain tv programmes, i.e. wrestling


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