You cant laugh, sneeze or cough without peeing yourself
You go you weekly shopping and come home with a load of crap and no proper food
You drive to mc donalds drive thru in you pj's late at night for an ice cream
You begin to resemble a penguin when you walk!
Add your own things thats shows you are pregnant xx
YOu start to snore so loud it would wake an army, even though you have never been a snorer before.
You can't make it through a day without at least a short nap.
You compulsively end up in the baby department every time you go shopping, and don't even realize how you got there. It just happens, lol.
When you spend most of your life on the toilet either being sick or peeing
When you struggle to put your socks and knickers on in the morning.
When you can no longer see your lady bits and assume everything must be neat and tidy down there (or at least wish that)
When your favourite cocktail seems to be Gavascon
When they only thing people seem to ask you these days is ..'when's it due?'
When your brain turns to mush and everything seems to confuse you or is simply forgotten (preggy brain?)
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