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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 13:41 PM   31
mummy2be1987
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You know you are pregnant, when you say to your OH that you feel like bump is dropping and he holds it up for you when you tell him whats wrong.



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:04 PM   32
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Lol when you drop something, then circle it repeatedly whilst staring at it and wondering how much you actually need it!

You say 'ooooosh' whenever you do finally bend over (or is it just me impersonating Keith Lemon)???



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:10 PM   33
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Forgot to add, I know I'm close to due date because whenever I ring hubby, mother, mother in law etc they no longer answer the phone with 'hello', it's now 'whats the matter, are you okay/in labour!' Cue me ranting at them!



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:10 PM   34
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Love this thread- hilarious!

You know you're pregnant when...

You get up- which takes ages in itself- and forget your centre of gravity isn't the same and fall back down again.

When people comment that you waddle not walk (cos that makes you feel so thin!)

When people say you're glowing when you know you are spotty, have suitcases under your eyes etc.

You feel extreme emotionals at random times.



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:13 PM   35
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...you cry at the doggy denture advert....because the dog has gum disease....



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:21 PM   36
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....I don't have a soak in the bath now, I more 'wallow'...

....pregnancy 'glow' has gone and been replaced with a 'burning smoulder'....



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 14:26 PM   37
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*when the cat gives you a miffed look whilst trying to settle on your lap as there is no room anymore and if they can manage to find room they then get kicked in the head (funniest thing ever when baby first kicked the cat, the cats face )



 
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urgh about the bath that reminds me im used to having it quite full well u know your pregnant when the bath wasnt even that full but it overflowed when you sat down in it



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 15:07 PM   39
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*when the cat gives you a miffed look whilst trying to settle on your lap as there is no room anymore and if they can manage to find room they then get kicked in the head (funniest thing ever when baby first kicked the cat, the cats face )
haha i get this from the dog.. great to see the reactions especially when they think its u doing it xx



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2012, 15:16 PM   40
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You know your pregnant when you have to step up twice to get up the one step. When your 4yr old dd tells you that "Momma you got a BIG tummy!"
When your in the shower with the same dd and accidentally hit her with the big tummy!
When you walk in somewhere and the lady at the register cringes because she thinks your water is going to break then..(Happened today!!)
When you bribe your dd to just pick something up off the floor because you cant bare to bend over again.
When your undies could be used as a temp parachute if needed...I know there is more but I now have pregnancy brain and cant think of it...oh yeah thats another one!



 
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