So we hadn't had sex in a long time. We gave it a go today, but we just couldn't get it to work.
We were both too clumsy and then it turned into a general moan about sex techniques and he got turned off, then I moaned as I'm really tight down below so he then got frustrated when I groaned a bit from pain. He then ranted about how a baby will be coming out of there and my pain threshold is obviously crap and super low so how was I going to cope!
I'm also upset as he commented I smelt strong, which is probably true as there is increased discharge etc, but even so its hit home a bit. Maybe I should try the using baby wipes to freshen up that whole area before we give it a go again!?
What positions do people find best with a big bump?
I always take a shower before we do it, with the discharge and stuff I just feel cleaner and fresher. The ONLY position that works for us is my leaning over the side of the bed, ,my head resting on the side of the mattress, feet on the floor, belly hanging between my legs and the end of mattress and dh grabbing from the back and going at it that way. Not the most romantic position but its the only way we can get it done with my huge stomach.
I know wot u mean. It's all v unsexy and mechanical isn't it?! We hadn't done it in while and had a go earlier in week as I'm overdue and so fed up so willing to give anything a go! Missionary is way too uncomfy now so I go on top. But it's hard to feel turned on as I just feel so huge and clumsy. He seemed to enjoy it tho!!
What cracked me up tho was afterwards his voice was all strained and quiet as he said 'Babe could u move now as you're really squashing me and I can't breathe!!' Oh the joys of being heavily pregnant!
I can't wait to be slim and flexible again...I feel like an elephant
You will smell strong but dont feel hurt about this i usually have a shower before hand as this can be a turn off for DH if it smells that strong. Where ok with the sex at the min althou i feel so un-sexy but DH seems to think otherwise so just goes to show what mite work for sumone eles may not work for u!
Hope this may help. Ur nearly there now thou so fingers crossed you wont be feeling like this for much longer.
awww bless... WELL im too scared to have sex as ive had bleeds before. i miss it so much though so this morning we decided to have sex up the other entrance if you get me lmao! actually worked well... before that though he was able to lie on top of me, coz my bump isnt huge yet ha xx
Im happily single, BUT i have noticed that since i have got so much curvacious than my usual size 8 to 10, i have been chatted up a lot more and am only a few days away from birth, so lassies i say love your curves
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