Ok so our bathroom is off of our kitchen which is great because when im in the bath i can chat to my OH whilst hes cooking

so here are a few of our convos:

info: our bathroom door handle fell off AGES ago and left a big hole - we made a make shift handle to be able to pull the door open as the door has a comfy tight fit in the door way - so we got some rope and put it through the hole so that there is about 30cms worth either side.

Well whilst in the bath i noticed that someone had platted it

me:babe?
OH:yes babe?
me: you know this make shift door pully
OH:yeah...?
me: well it looks like someones tried to ram goldy locks though our door handle hole

THEN i noticed a shell on the bathroom mirror

me:babe?
OH:yes babe?
me: where do shells come from
OH: the beach?
me: no like where they once an animal?
OH:yeah they used to be snails, ages ago snails used to live in those shells but something happened and they couldnt afford the rent so they had to all move into those manky ones - thats why all the shells on the beach are pretty because none of the snails could afford them



*lets my mind wonder whilst soaking in the tub*

me:babe?
OH:yes babe?
me: i think i worked out how to solve global warming
OH:*giigles* ok?
me: you know that electric cooling fan we had in our bedroom
OH:*giggles* yes?
me: well we could just turn LOADS of them on all round the world
OH: but that wouldnt solve anything because it would use loads of electricity
me:yes but it would cool the planet down
OH: ok babe

*lets mind wonder again*

me: Babe?
OH:yes babe
i figured how we can solve global hunger
OH: ok lets hear it
me: would could build a giant catapult and some stable boxes that we could fill with burgers and stuff and feed africa
OH: ok so you wanna build a giant catapult and fill a giant comet up with food and launch it at africa? i think thats classed as starting a war
mehhhhhhh....

*sits and rethinks*

me:babe?
OH:yes babe?
me:i worked it out
OHk?
me: you know that money shooting thing in spec savers
OH:*giigles* yeah?
me: we could build a long one of them and send food to africa
OH:right


there was more but my dinner is ready toodles!

Haha!!

hahahahahahaha, lmao, thanx wriggly, you just made me laugh for the first time in 3 days xx

Oh I so wanna come live with you for a day wriggley

hahahaha omg i love ur threads!!!!

thanx for that i really needed to laugh after all ive done is cry the last 3 days xXx

You are the funniest person I know Wriggley!!!!

That has made me laugh


xx

hehe - me and oh often share convos like these

I LOVE the ceiling fan one

Brilliant