Ok so our bathroom is off of our kitchen which is great because when im in the bath i can chat to my OH whilst hes cooking
so here are a few of our convos:
info: our bathroom door handle fell off AGES ago and left a big hole - we made a make shift handle to be able to pull the door open as the door has a comfy tight fit in the door way - so we got some rope and put it through the hole so that there is about 30cms worth either side.
Well whilst in the bath i noticed that someone had platted it
me: you know this make shift door pully
me: well it looks like someones tried to ram goldy locks though our door handle hole
THEN i noticed a shell on the bathroom mirror
me: where do shells come from
OH: the beach?
me: no like where they once an animal?
OH:yeah they used to be snails, ages ago snails used to live in those shells but something happened and they couldnt afford the rent so they had to all move into those manky ones - thats why all the shells on the beach are pretty because none of the snails could afford them
*lets my mind wonder whilst soaking in the tub*
me: i think i worked out how to solve global warming
me: you know that electric cooling fan we had in our bedroom
me: well we could just turn LOADS of them on all round the world
OH: but that wouldnt solve anything because it would use loads of electricity
me:yes but it would cool the planet down
OH: ok babe
*lets mind wonder again*
i figured how we can solve global hunger
OH: ok lets hear it
me: would could build a giant catapult and some stable boxes that we could fill with burgers and stuff and feed africa
OH: ok so you wanna build a giant catapult and fill a giant comet up with food and launch it at africa? i think thats classed as starting a war
*sits and rethinks*
me:i worked it out
me: you know that money shooting thing in spec savers
me: we could build a long one of them and send food to africa
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