Mar 4th, 2012, 08:12 AM
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| Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,781 | My favourite things (song parody as promised)
To the tune of My Favourite Things - The Sound of Music... It's daft, I'm warning you! Dried up old nostrils and piles on my bottom Brain like a seive, oh the things I've forgotten! Swollen huge boobies, my bra strap's gone ping These aren't a few of my favourite things Foo like a jungle 'cause I can't reach to shave it My big preggie body keeps misbehaving I want sushi and Brie and tonic with gin Because they are a few of my favourite things I'm peeing for England and performing a waddle I keep getting told that I'm now speaking twaddle My poor hands have grown too swollen for rings These aren't a few of my favourite things When my back hurts When my hips click When I'm feeling sad I simply remember my sweet Baby Bean And then I just feeeeeeel GLAD  xx |
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Mar 4th, 2012, 08:17 AM
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Wonderful x
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Mar 4th, 2012, 08:19 AM
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this made me chuckle  x
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Mar 4th, 2012, 08:19 AM
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Mar 4th, 2012, 08:49 AM
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Mar 4th, 2012, 12:38 PM
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Mar 6th, 2012, 09:28 AM
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WOW, LOL, Love it, it really made me giggle Well done, clever you  Soooo true about how we (I) feel. x | |
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Mar 6th, 2012, 11:25 AM
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