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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:12 AM   #1
Clara cluck
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My favourite things (song parody as promised)


To the tune of My Favourite Things - The Sound of Music...

It's daft, I'm warning you!

Dried up old nostrils and piles on my bottom
Brain like a seive, oh the things I've forgotten!
Swollen huge boobies, my bra strap's gone ping
These aren't a few of my favourite things

Foo like a jungle 'cause I can't reach to shave it
My big preggie body keeps misbehaving
I want sushi and Brie and tonic with gin
Because they are a few of my favourite things

I'm peeing for England and performing a waddle
I keep getting told that I'm now speaking twaddle
My poor hands have grown too swollen for rings
These aren't a few of my favourite things

When my back hurts
When my hips click
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my sweet Baby Bean
And then I just feeeeeeel GLAD


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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:17 AM   #2
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Wonderful x


 
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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:19 AM   #3
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this made me chuckle x


 
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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:19 AM   #4
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you made this up? its awesome!


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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:49 AM   #5
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He he! Yep I made it up. Glad it raised a giggle! x


 
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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 08:53 AM   #6
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love it x


 
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Old Mar 4th, 2012, 12:38 PM   #7
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Anyone else have any silly songs/poems about being preggy?

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Old Mar 6th, 2012, 09:28 AM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Clara cluck View Post
He he! Yep I made it up. Glad it raised a giggle! x


WOW, LOL, Love it, it really made me giggle
Well done, clever you
Soooo true about how we (I) feel.
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Old Mar 6th, 2012, 11:25 AM   #9
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LOL I love this!! Good job!!


 
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