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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 18:50 PM   21
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Haha these are too funny!! I'm far from having a toddler yet but I am definitely going to subscribe to this thread! I love this section. Nice to have a place to stop in for a good laugh!



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 22:29 PM   22
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took DS1 to a friend's house today for a play date. they have a cat. DS1 walks in the house, sees the cat on the floor, and decides to give it a hug by just laying down on top of it. i think the cat was too scared to move.



 
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 03:59 AM   23
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I forgot about this

When I was in Wales last week my parents, Rhys, Liam and I went to lunch at harvester and Rhys started getting over excited
He was running about and climbed in a booth that was empty, it was separated to the next booth by a glass wall, two blokes were having a meal and Rhys leant over and tried to wack one of the blokes on the head
Seriously I could have died of embarrassment on the spot, luckily neither bloke noticed



 
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 06:44 AM   24
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We've just got back from Blackpool.
In the Arcades I was carrying Noah around so he wasn't bored and he kept slapping everyone that walked past luckily he's got a cheeky grin so no one got grumpy

Months ago I took Evie to see my uncle, we went round his friends house and their cooker was dirty (I obsess over a clean cooker lol) and Evie burst out with "ewwww that's dirty", I nearly died on the spot!



 
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 06:45 AM   25
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My toddler is so funny!

Some of the funny things she's done are:

Waving at dog poop every time she sees it on the ground!

She waves at spat out food! The other week in a restaurant a toddler dropped some food from his mouth and Holly kept leaning out of her highchair to wave at it!

She kissed the dog's willy when she first learnt to kiss!

She handed my dad a pair of my knickers!

She sometimes lies across my stomach and humps herself to sleep!

Ask her what her favourite food is and she will point at herself

Sometimes she leans down and picks up her food with her mouth like a dog

Every time we go shopping she has to pick a grapefruit and hold it the whole way around the store!

Yesterday in the local shop she was leaning out of her pushchair to try and grab a crate of beer and then a bottle of wine. The lady behind us was looking quite amused, then Holly leaned out of her pushchair to wag her finger at the lady's son in his pushchair to 'tell him off'!

She's recently started saying 'oh dear!' but only at exciting and happy things!

She makes me laugh so much every day!




 
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 11:43 AM   26
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I was giving LO her dinner this evening and she wouldn't eat it. Eventually she took the broccoli out of my hand that I was holding up to her and I thought ooh shes going to eat it......no......she put it straight into her cup of water! I had to laugh, if I didn't i'd have cried, the amount of food that's wasted here is terrible!



 
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Old Jul 10th, 2013, 15:38 PM   27
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Jasmine was talking to the kids next door through a hole in the fence. I heard her telling the 'It's coming out. My poo is coming out"!



 
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 06:59 AM   28
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Yesterday we were letting Holly walk around naked as the weather was boiling, and it gave her a chance to have nappy free time. She came over to me, handed me my shoes and sat down so that I could out them on. Then she wandered out into the garden naked! It made me laugh that she would think to put her shoes on but then go into the garden naked!

Then when she came back in, she climbed up on me and pooped on my leg!



 
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 09:12 AM   29
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Micah isn't a toddler but I hope it's okay to post?

Yesterday we were having a picnic with other mummies and babies and my friend put her apple down for 2 seconds and Micah crawled at top speed and grabbed it, and took a bite out of it. He only has 4 teeth so that was the impressive! He then stole the same woman's water bottle and drank from it and then when we moved it he crawled off to someone we didn't even know and took their water!



 
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 14:37 PM   30
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I'm gonna love this section. it'll be a while since Noahs only 3 months.

I have one from me though, my mom told me when I was little we used to shower together and I'd crawl around the shower and lift my leg up and pee like a dog. Yikes! How eembarrassing.: p



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