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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 18:33 PM   31
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Grace stores things in her mouth... like large blocks or other toys. Well today she had a block in her mouth and she tried really hard to stack another one on top of it.


Also today she took a bow out of her hair and I fake gasped and she tried to put it back in and it kept falling out and she just kept laughing and putting it back on her head, she sat for five minutes doing this.



 
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Old Jul 11th, 2013, 20:13 PM   32
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My son has done some amusing things too hehe i love this thread!

Yesterday it was windy out and those big dandillions were loosing there fuzzies and he goes "look mum spiders, Mum spiders" i look up at the sky and he says "awe yucky mummy spiders" and runs back inside lol

the other day he was playing in the pool and a bug landed on him and he screamed so loud and said "spider" DH looked at me and i laughed and he rolled his eyes at me as he thinks its my fault DS is so much of a girly boy haha

we were at his cousins birthday party and DS has this thing about everything his clothes gets wet he takes everything off which is fine at home, not so fine when he decides to strip down in front of like 20-30 people. ugh lol

His new favorite word is "oopsies" he tried to squash a bug with his shoe and he lifted his shoe up and the bug flew away and he says "oopsies"

hehe he is so funny



 
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 09:46 AM   33
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My LO has recently learned 'up' and 'down'. Unfortunately, she has some pronunciation issues. I was mortified when I was trying to shop and she was crying and yelling "Damn! Damn! Damn!" the whole time because she wanted "down" and mean mommy wouldn't let her.



 
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 10:11 AM   34
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A few minutes ago Maria was singing very loudly about boobies. My boobies. Embarrassing child!



 
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 17:39 PM   35
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Love this thread!
A few days ago I was brushing LOs teeth and asked if I could have a look in her mouth for new teeth, she then ran away into the kitchen and started looking in the coupboards and the fridge, I asked her what she was doing and she said 'cant find new teeth mummy'

She has started saying 'wait there mummy!' While pointing her finger at me, it makes me laugh every time it's the cutest thing!

She has also started saying 'two minutes' for example today we went to the park and she was running around the big bit of grass chasing a sheet of paper (strange child i know lol) I asked her to come over so I could put more sun cream on her and she shouted over 'two minutes!' Haha, oh dear!



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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 18:24 PM   36
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I Remembered another one lol!

right after i had just brought the new baby home, we had fallen asleep on the couch and DS had come up and put acup full of water in my hand with out me knowing it, and i woke up and flinched i guess and i got the cup of water all over me lol i was too shocked to even know what was going on all i said was "oh dear" haha leason learned, never fall asleep with DS around



 
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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 20:14 PM   37
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Went docs today and my 3yr old wanted to talk to the doctor so she wouldnt let me talk and kept interrupting shouting 'its my turn, mummy be quite'. The doctor was a lady who was actually of a really big build. Then as the doctor was typing away, my child went quiet for a few seconds sitting on my lap, right next to the doctor and suddenly asks ' mummy, is this a man or a lady?' I tried to ssshhh her but she repeated wanting an answer!



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Old Jul 13th, 2013, 01:31 AM   38
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This thread is making me crease with some of the comments!!
My Best friend who is my sons godmother and we call her auntie too recently taught my son to "smack mummy's bottom" and the other week we were in town and let me ds walk while we was there as we didn't need much, my friend needed to go into poundland and when we was in the que my son decided to smack the woman in fronts arse! it was soooooo funny!! he accompanied the smack with a "oooh" as that's what I always do when he smacks my bum lol was so funny! the whole of the que were in stitches thankfully the woman found it funny too



 
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Old Jul 13th, 2013, 02:07 AM   39
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Another one to add, LO woke up in the middle of the night last night to ask for a drink, after she'd had a drink she told me it was 'too dark' and could I 'turn it off please?' (Meaning the dark lol)



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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 11:19 AM   40
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Streaked! Took her nappy off then streaked in the garden! Next door didn't no where to look lol



 
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