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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 16:22 PM   41
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my mum and LO went into that big shop called 'The Range' - the pair of them caused a massive power cut to the point that all the lights went out, the esculators and lift stopped working and all the tills shut down - they had to evacuate the entire shop - everyone had to ditch their shopping which meant staff spent the rest of the day tidying up the shop :/

im very thankful i was not there at the time - MORTIFYING!



 
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my mum and LO went into that big shop called 'The Range' - the pair of them caused a massive power cut to the point that all the lights went out, the esculators and lift stopped working and all the tills shut down - they had to evacuate the entire shop - everyone had to ditch their shopping which meant staff spent the rest of the day tidying up the shop :/

im very thankful i was not there at the time - MORTIFYING!
how did they do that?



 
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Old Jul 15th, 2013, 06:24 AM   43
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my mum and LO went into that big shop called 'The Range' - the pair of them caused a massive power cut to the point that all the lights went out, the esculators and lift stopped working and all the tills shut down - they had to evacuate the entire shop - everyone had to ditch their shopping which meant staff spent the rest of the day tidying up the shop :/

im very thankful i was not there at the time - MORTIFYING!
how did they do that?
no idea it was something involving the lift :/



 
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my mum and LO went into that big shop called 'The Range' - the pair of them caused a massive power cut to the point that all the lights went out, the esculators and lift stopped working and all the tills shut down - they had to evacuate the entire shop - everyone had to ditch their shopping which meant staff spent the rest of the day tidying up the shop :/

im very thankful i was not there at the time - MORTIFYING!
how did they do that?
no idea it was something involving the lift :/


How on earth.....?? There must have been something wrong beforehand for that to have happened!! Oh goodness. Did they know it was them?



 
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my mum and LO went into that big shop called 'The Range' - the pair of them caused a massive power cut to the point that all the lights went out, the esculators and lift stopped working and all the tills shut down - they had to evacuate the entire shop - everyone had to ditch their shopping which meant staff spent the rest of the day tidying up the shop :/

im very thankful i was not there at the time - MORTIFYING!
how did they do that?
no idea it was something involving the lift :/


How on earth.....?? There must have been something wrong beforehand for that to have happened!! Oh goodness. Did they know it was them?
yeah my mum rang me up when she got out the shop to tell me and i was like omg what if there are people in the lift :/

i think it would have happened to someone else if it had not have been them it was just unlucky for them that it did happen to them lol



 
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'mummy, what are you doing'
'having a wee lucas'
'where's mummy's willy'
'I don't have a willy baby'
*LO farts loudly* 'mummy, you've done a poo!'
'mummy DID NOT do a poo lucas!'
'yes, mummy is stinkyyy!'

Yes, this occurred in a public loo. Yes there were an awful lot of people giving me dirty looks when I walked out of the cubicle. Sigh.



 
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During nappy-free time, Holly has been walking into the garden to pee. And last week she did a poop. We think she is learning off the dog!



 
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Awhile back I was putting Colin in his pullups for the night and he looks down at his penis and yells "I have an I, take it off!"

I was getting him undressed for a bath and saying I had to take his clothes off and he says "and we take my penis off?" No dear we dont take that off!



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Old Jul 19th, 2013, 19:08 PM   49
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Love these stories!

This morning I really had a laugh at ihsan's language in his conversation. He was watching scooby doo and suddenly turned the volume down and asked 'are u watching this mummy' I said yes even although I wasn't I was just lying in bed feeling sick lol. 'Do u understand what's happening' he asked. I found that so funny! I said not really what's happening. 'Well that girl is a witch but don't worry she is not actually a bad witch she is actually a good witch you see. Now do you understand?' I was just so amused by him asking me if I understand and using the word actually like a little grandad ha!

He makes me laugh so much with the things he says. X



 
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Jaiden says ONE CAR but it comes out wanker lol not good when hes saying it in Tesco x



 
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