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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 17:02 PM   1
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Funniest Toddler Stories!


C'mon, what has your toddler done today to make you laugh



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Old Jul 8th, 2013, 17:22 PM   2
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Not really a toddler any more, but tonight in the bath Charlie stood up and sang at the top of his voice 'whoaaaaaaaaaoooa I just wanna feel this moment' then told me he wants to be 'the lady with the blonde hair who sings' Christina Aguilera!!!

Excellent new section, love it



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 01:42 AM   3
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I have a video of him dancing at the em of despicable me. He is trying to copy all the moves, it so funny when gru is dancing and touches his bum as he wiggles it and so does lo. He is trying so hard to copy it u can't help but laugh at the video!



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 02:16 AM   4
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My dd who's kind of In between baby and toddler nearly bit a womans leg the other week at the bus stop I was to busy looking out for the bus to realise my daughter had a hold of this womans pants and literally seen her stretching across mouth wide open to take a bite of the pants (she did this to me at home and actually sunk her teeth into my leg at the same time!) I managed to stop her before she did bite, the woman didnt even realise my dd had a hold of her trousers either deffinatly could have been embarrassing!



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 03:20 AM   5
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Kitty has been fascinated with her nipples, asking what they are, so explained they were like mummy's boobies, but just little because she is a little girl. We were in a rammed lift and Kitty decided to tell her nanny rather loudly that she has boobies!



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 04:45 AM   6
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My niece who is 2 was having tea at my mum and dads house and for pudding they had spotted dick and custard. Guess which word she picked up on and would go up to strangers for the next day saying?!



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 05:30 AM   7
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We have been telling Emma about the new baby in mommy tummy and she pulls up my t-shirt and kisses / rubs my tummy when you mention the baby. We were at our caravan at the weekend and someone asked about the baby. Cue Emma going up the the lady pulling her t-shirt up and rubbing her tummy going ahhhhhh baba!! I wanted the ground to swallow me up but everyone took it rather well lol.



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 06:15 AM   8
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Kitty has been fascinated with her nipples, asking what they are, so explained they were like mummy's boobies, but just little because she is a little girl. We were in a rammed lift and Kitty decided to tell her nanny rather loudly that she has boobies!
Paige is a bit obsessed with her 'tiny boobies' as she likes to call them. And loves to announce to everyone that she has little ones too!

The other day, my OH fell down the stairs head first (no idea how!) And paige was at the bottom and she saw it. The first thing she shouted was 'roly poly daddy!' Which I found rather hilarious, and now whenever he is coming downstairs she says in a grannyish tone 'no no no daddy, dont fall down again!'
(He is fine btw... cut his thumb but thats all!)



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 06:34 AM   9
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Rhys randomly says Gangham style

Weird child



 
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Old Jul 9th, 2013, 07:08 AM   10
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Is it this a new part of the forum?



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