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Old Jul 20th, 2013, 20:13 PM   21
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When your wallet has more pictures of yours kids than money
Ha I didn't know anybody still did that! I carry all my pictures on my phone. In fact I'm sooooo annoying because whenever someone asks me how LO's doing I annoyingly say "that's my cue" and pull out my phone. Ugh I'm annoyed even thinking about it but I can't help myself!
I literally have 450 pictures in my phone, and I think the pictures that are NOT my child might amount to around 75.



 
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Old Jul 21st, 2013, 09:09 AM   22
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When you ask your husband to watch LO so you can make a trip to the store just to get away for a while.

When you lick your finger and try to get something off LO's face or wipe down their hair.



 
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When your two year old watches you poo but the man you have been with for thirteen years has never evwn seen you pee



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Old Jul 23rd, 2013, 06:26 AM   25
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When your life has become a musical, you have a song for every occaision and if not you can make one up.



 
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When you watch barney all day (and know 95% of the songs by heart)

When you no longer pack for a trip on the fly, but prepare the night before



 
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Old Jul 23rd, 2013, 12:14 PM   27
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Taking your child anywhere for a few hours is like packing for a weekend.

You no longer immediately change you/your child's shirt the second it gets some spit up on it.

The laundry is being washed for the 3rd time in a row because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

You can't wait for your baby to take a nap so you can get something accomplished... then you spend his/her entire nap watching them sleep.

"Wheels on the Bus" or "London Bridge" is on constant replay in your head at night while you're trying to fall asleep.

You've googled "how to remove (insert stain here) from carpet".

You can't remember the last time you watched something that wasn't animated.

You've shot out of bed and made it halfway down the hall before your mind has even registered that you heard the baby crying.

Sometimes you don't get to take a shower before noon - the next day.

You've never had a heart so full of love.

Your "alone" time usually consists of Daddy babysitting the kids while you clean something.

You find yourself rocking back and forth even when you're not holding the baby.

If you actually still carry a purse, instead of cosmetics it now has random toys, pacifiers, burp rags and cheerios.
TMI Alert! When you leave the bathroom door open. Just to be sure your baby/toddler/kids aren't getting into anything they shouldn't while you potty.



 
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Old Jul 23rd, 2013, 12:23 PM   28
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Taking your child anywhere for a few hours is like packing for a weekend.

You no longer immediately change you/your child's shirt the second it gets some spit up on it.

The laundry is being washed for the 3rd time in a row because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

You can't wait for your baby to take a nap so you can get something accomplished... then you spend his/her entire nap watching them sleep.

"Wheels on the Bus" or "London Bridge" is on constant replay in your head at night while you're trying to fall asleep.

You've googled "how to remove (insert stain here) from carpet".

You can't remember the last time you watched something that wasn't animated.

You've shot out of bed and made it halfway down the hall before your mind has even registered that you heard the baby crying.

Sometimes you don't get to take a shower before noon - the next day.

You've never had a heart so full of love.

Your "alone" time usually consists of Daddy babysitting the kids while you clean something.

You find yourself rocking back and forth even when you're not holding the baby.

If you actually still carry a purse, instead of cosmetics it now has random toys, pacifiers, burp rags and cheerios.
TMI Alert! When you leave the bathroom door open. Just to be sure your baby/toddler/kids aren't getting into anything they shouldn't while you potty.
My toddler just follows me to the toilet and repeatedly points at my vagina, saying 'that! that!'



 
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Old Jul 23rd, 2013, 16:31 PM   29
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When everything you pick up to use is either covered in dribble or has bits missing from the corners! Your purse/ wallet, books, coasters, tv remote, library card, socks/ clothes in general...she'd eat my shoes if i let her near them! I swear it's like having a dog only with smaller teeth!



 
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Old Jul 25th, 2013, 14:49 PM   30
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When everything in your changing bag is sticky because a bottle of calpol exploded in there.

When you realise you're talking to your childless friends about your babies nappies since they've started weaning and they have a stunned look on their faces.



 
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