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Old Sep 30th, 2013, 17:23 PM   51
Racheldigger
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...when you panic if it's been quiet for more than five minutes.

...when no matter how important an errand you went out on, you turn round and go back five miles down the road because LO's fallen asleep in the car seat.

...when going to work feels like a luxury because you can use the toilet with the door locked.



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Old Oct 1st, 2013, 01:07 AM   52
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When you can do almost anything with one hand
When you realise you and dh are only using facial expressions to communicate cos the baby has FINALLY gone to sleep
When the check list to leave the house is: keys, phone, purse, dummy
When smelling like anything but vomit at the end of the day is an achievement
When you can make up a song about anything



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Old Oct 1st, 2013, 03:09 AM   53
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You know your a mum when you cant stop your feet twitching from all the foot rocking you did when LO was in a bouncer! My foot still rocks back and forth out of habit!

You know your a mum when you go out somewhere without your LO's and you dont know what to do with your hands because theyre usually holding onto the buggy handles! xx

You know your a mum when your in the shower or blow drying your hair and you keep turning it off every few seconds ADAMANT you can hear your LO crying! Or if your in another room from LO and you keep peeking through the door every few seconds thinking your missing their cries! Its all in my head!

You know your a mum when you check on your LO umpteen times an hour at night time when theyre in bed!

You know your a mum when you skip breakfast every morning but make sure your LO's are full to the brim, just because 'its a waste of time!' or 'aint nobody got time for that!'



 
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Old Oct 2nd, 2013, 11:40 AM   54
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Lol @ ain't nobody got time for that!

You know you're a mum when you feel like you spent all day looking for crayons and half crayons, and there's still only 5 in the box (WHERE do they go?!)

When you've developed a gymnasts balance as everytime you try to do chores you have to make sure you don't keep knocking over your 'ankle-clinger/ leg-climber'!

When your friends all start having babies and you think 'would second-hand toys/clothes be acceptable presents?' really, tho- would they?!



 
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Old Oct 15th, 2013, 12:10 PM   55
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-You cant go to the bathroom without a toddler chasing you and screaming/banging on the door
-You are babysitting and you say "its ok come to mommy" even when they arent your kids... AWKWARD happened once...
-You look forward to what happens next in the next episode of my little ponys...

those ae a couple of em....



 
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Old Oct 16th, 2013, 01:50 AM   56
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Hehe my little pony! I hope I don't have that with fin... I might prefer it to boys cartoons tho!



 
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Old Oct 16th, 2013, 12:13 PM   57
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When you've had a poo with a toddler sat on your lap. Dignity?! That went out the window with pregnancy and i haven't seen it since.,



 
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Old Oct 17th, 2013, 15:32 PM   58
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You eat a soggy half chewed biscuit or piece of toast because it is handed to you with imploring eyes and a "share with mummy"



 
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Old Oct 18th, 2013, 07:55 AM   59
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You're so used to saying shhhhh shhhhhh shhhhhhh at a crying baby that you say intro the dog as well :/



 
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Old Oct 19th, 2013, 22:33 PM   60
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When you get mama tourettes talking on the phone. I can barely go two sentences without d saying something to the kiddos lol



 
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