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Old Jul 12th, 2013, 22:27 PM   1
kalyrra
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You know you're a mom when: *


Taking your child anywhere for a few hours is like packing for a weekend.

You no longer immediately change you/your child's shirt the second it gets some spit up on it.

The laundry is being washed for the 3rd time in a row because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.

You can't wait for your baby to take a nap so you can get something accomplished... then you spend his/her entire nap watching them sleep.

"Wheels on the Bus" or "London Bridge" is on constant replay in your head at night while you're trying to fall asleep.

You've googled "how to remove (insert stain here) from carpet".

You can't remember the last time you watched something that wasn't animated.

You've shot out of bed and made it halfway down the hall before your mind has even registered that you heard the baby crying.

Sometimes you don't get to take a shower before noon - the next day.

You've never had a heart so full of love.

Your "alone" time usually consists of Daddy babysitting the kids while you clean something.

You find yourself rocking back and forth even when you're not holding the baby.

If you actually still carry a purse, instead of cosmetics it now has random toys, pacifiers, burp rags and cheerios.



 
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 09:50 AM   2
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When going to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation.



 
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 12:44 PM   3
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When going to the grocery store alone feels like a vacation.
Never mind the grocery store, going to the loo alone is like a vacation!!!



 
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 14:54 PM   4
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When I drive to work and can turn on my rear speakers and listen to MY music.



 
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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 16:24 PM   5
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When you go through 5 outfits a day because banana looks so much better on mummy.



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Old Jul 14th, 2013, 23:53 PM   6
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When smelling a but is a normal part of your day.



 
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Old Jul 16th, 2013, 00:27 AM   7
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When you have plan your wardrobe before going out just in case lo needs to nurse.
( can't wear a dress, that shirt won't do with a nursing bra, etc etc)

You have pacifiers stuck in random places throughout your house and car and bag but NEVER seem to have one handy!

You have one hairstyle. Up in a ponytail.



 
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Old Jul 16th, 2013, 13:38 PM   8
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When DS or DD isn't with you but you still feel the need to shout out chop choo when a train goes past or nee Naaah when a fire engine goes past



 
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Old Jul 17th, 2013, 05:53 AM   9
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Your living room floor often has things on it that just shouldn't be there! Wooden spoons and various other kitchen implements, empty wipes packets (cos they're SO much more fun than those expensive toys we bought!) old shoe boxes etc.



 
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Old Jul 17th, 2013, 13:32 PM   10
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When hoovering has somehow made it into the "me time" category



 
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