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Old Aug 10th, 2013, 14:13 PM   11
Lianne1986
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these are all hilarious haha

my little girl stayed with my grandma for the weekend, when she got back we was chatting about her time away! she told me she had a bath and afterwards grandma put flour all over her.... it was TALC hahaha



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2013, 06:15 AM   12
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some of these are so funny! I wish my LO talked so i could have some funny moments



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2013, 14:48 PM   13
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omg these are hilarious. I'm caught between dreading LO talking due to embarrassment and not being able to wait for moments like these.



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2013, 15:38 PM   14
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Whilst playing Monopoly Jr with my 5 year old, she collects a "get out of jail free card." Que, "Mummy, I can't wait to go to jail! What is real jail like? Can we go visit one?" LOL



 
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Old Aug 13th, 2013, 01:43 AM   15
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Oh and not my child but my mum told me that when my little brother was about 3 they were in the bank and he saw a dwarf.

Brother: Why is that man so small?
Mum: He's a dwarf.
Brother: (very loudly) Dwarfs aren't real!!!



 
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Old Aug 13th, 2013, 05:31 AM   16
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This is one of Belle's that springs to mind.

The other weekend we had a huge storm during the night. The next morning we were talking about it and Belle announced that the thunder had come into her room and she had given it a big cuddle. I asked how it got in to her room and apparantly it had come in the window then gone out the window again, 'walking sideways like a crab'

Oh there have been so many, I WISH I wrote them all down as I can't remember them.



 
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Old Aug 13th, 2013, 06:31 AM   17
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my 3 year old went to the toilet, screwed up his nose and said 'it smells in here........like a petshop'

he's so funny and constantly comes out with funny things x



 
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Old Aug 13th, 2013, 15:33 PM   18
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My mum to my nephew: What do you want to do as a job when you grow up?
Nephew: I'm not going to work
Mum: What will you do for money?
Nephew: I'm going to have a card like yours

He meant her debit card!



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Old Aug 15th, 2013, 00:10 AM   19
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I'm pregnant now and my 4 year old daughter is spending the summer with her father. She calls me.

DD: MOMMY!!
ME: HEY BABY! How are you?
DD: Fine , where is my baby brother or sister?
ME: In my belly , I didn't have him or her yet
DD: The baby isn't here yet?
ME: Not not yet sweetie , March 17th.
DD: Oh then you gotta go to the hospital and you gonna push it out?


Lol I was NOT expecting that question. At all.



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Old Aug 17th, 2013, 13:23 PM   20
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hahahaa



 
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