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Old Aug 21st, 2013, 09:38 AM   21
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That is incredible! I literally can't wait to be able to share stories like this



 
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Old Aug 21st, 2013, 12:48 PM   22
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These are too funny. I'm a long way off, but I can't wait till I start hearing these sorts of things myself.



 
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Old Aug 22nd, 2013, 15:39 PM   23
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My LO has just got to the copying certain things stage, not too much of a problem until my DH did something and then said 'oh s**t' and of course Cooper decided to copy it! Bad daddy!



 
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Old Aug 22nd, 2013, 17:13 PM   24
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Abby is often very unintentionally funny, she's had some cracking one liners.

A few that spring to mind;

About 18 months old at the doctors we gave her one of those tongue sticks to play with. She leans up and puts it into my chest saying "stick in mummy's cleavage" You really don't want for "cleavage" to be one of the first words your child learns!

At about 2 we were sitting watching a programme with monkeys. There were some baby ones and I asked my husband "what are baby monkey's called" and she pipes up "I think they are called Steve"

At a restaurant aged about 3 she was pulling at my top and I asked her not to saying "nobody wants to see my boobies" she responds with "daddy does" It wouldn't have had the same impact if the waitress hadn't have been at the table and heard the whole thing.

She makes us laugh at least once a day - but always quietly as she hates being laughed at!



 
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Old Aug 22nd, 2013, 17:17 PM   25
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The other night Jack was brushing his teeth and my oh said to him, have you brushed your bottom teeth Jack?Jack replies, no just my mouth teeth, Daddy.
My mum didn't stop laughing for ages!


Still giggling at this one.



 
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Old Aug 27th, 2013, 10:04 AM   26
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Foogirl - I am crying with laughter hahaha



 
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Old Aug 27th, 2013, 13:19 PM   27
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Mines not born yet.. But my friend had her baby boy and her then 4 year old sister out and we were looking at girl clothes, my friend says "I wish my husband would let me dress him in girl clothes, they are just so cute!" And her sister says "well if you wanted to dress him like a girl, you should have named him a girl name."
We just about died haha



 
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Old Aug 27th, 2013, 15:05 PM   28
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Mines not born yet.. But my friend had her baby boy and her then 4 year old sister out and we were looking at girl clothes, my friend says "I wish my husband would let me dress him in girl clothes, they are just so cute!" And her sister says "well if you wanted to dress him like a girl, you should have named him a girl name."
We just about died haha



 
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Old Aug 28th, 2013, 16:00 PM   29
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Toby's friend is coming round to play and have dinner tomorrow and I was wondering about what to make for them so I asked Toby, "do you think Nathan likes hot dogs?" And he looked at me like I was stupid and said very matter-of-factly, "Mum, everybody likes hotdogs!"

Just about peed my pants.



 
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Old Aug 30th, 2013, 07:11 AM   30
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Oh God these are amazing. Dying at 'mouth teeth'

Last night when I was trying to get Lucas to bed I was getting his things ready while saying the words to The Gruffalo's Child (if you've not read it):
"The Gruffalo said that no gruffalo should,
Ever set foot in the deep dark wood,
'Why not, why not?',
Because if you do,
The big bad mouse will be after you..."

For the next 20 minutes Lucas kept holding his foot up and shouting "foot! Look, I said foot, the mouse is going to get me!". It took me until we were actually in bed reading it to realise what he was talking about, I was crying laughing!
I had to explain to him that the words were "SET foot", not "said foot"



 
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