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Old Jan 14th, 2017, 07:13 AM   481
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Grabbing some bits for tea in Tesco the other day.

I picked up some cumberland sausages and E piped up "mum do you need another pack of cucumber sausages?"

She got some giggles from other shoppers



 
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Old Jan 14th, 2017, 07:20 AM   482
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Aww bless! So cute



 
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that's soooo funny



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Old Feb 7th, 2017, 16:08 PM   484
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When my daughter was little she was sharing a bath with her baby brother. All of a sudden she said
"Mummy how old was I when my willy fell off?"



 
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Before my son could talk, he used to wave at visitors if he wanted them to go!



 
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Holly was trying to unscrew the child-prooof lid on James' medicine and wondering why it wouldn't open. I told her it had a child-prooof lid on it and she asked "but how does it know a child is trying to open it?"



 
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DS2 is 7 and they must have been talking about the Beehive (Parliament) and the politicians in class. And ad for Greenpeace came on about the current Government needing to reduce the amount of dairy farms to reduce cow poo polluting our streams and rivers - or something to that effect I can't really recall. Anyhow, all you hear from DS2 during the ad is 'The National party suck. Vote them out'. Say what?!?! In all reality, they have screwed over the country and he has got a point.

DS2 again. He must have been 5. But we'd taken his cat Gizmo (profile picture) to the vet to have him fixed. I told my son when he got home that he needed to be careful of Gizmo because he'd had a 'de-knackering' and was sore and unsteady of his feet. I figured he didn't need to know the exact words given his age. When he asked me what that meant I thought I better tell him and told him the vet took off his testicles so he couldn't make any baby Gizmos. He left it at that satisfied with my answer. God know what he was doing a couple of weeks later but Gizmo was back to his usual dopey self and DS2 was back to sitting on his head. He must have had a look under his tail and proudly said 'Mummy Gizmo's tentacles have grown back! He can make babies again!' I lost the mouthful of coffee I'd just taken.



 
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James is going through a hitting phase at the moment. Holly had a solution for his behaviour!

Holly: "James is being such a naughty boy lately!"
Me: "Oh dear, what are we going to do about that?
Holly: "sell him?"





 
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DS2 has this fear of being kidnapped. He's as feral as Hell (probably as a result of the ADHD and him acting on impulse) but sent him out to the car to grab something. He's kicking and screaming and crying because someone is 'going to steal him'. I told him to 'suck it up. No one is taking you - I can't even sell you to the Arabs and trust me, I've tried' (I hadn't but he didn't know that). He stops and thinks for a bit and asks me 'Why? Is it because I'm too feral?' Yeah, he knows.



 
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Yesterday

5 year old DD- I had to take a note to the office today.
Me- Oh? What did it say?
DD- Idk, I can't read!


I laughed so hard... fair point kiddo... guess you wouldn't know what it said.



 
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