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Old Nov 19th, 2017, 13:49 PM   491
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My DD's great grandparents were due to visit and my DD's friend asked why they weren't here yet. My DD replied "they're permanent slow coaches because they're so old!"



 
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Old Nov 24th, 2017, 10:26 AM   493
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I think my daughter was around 3yrs old. She found a box of tampons and made a necklace and earrings out of them!



 
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Around age 3, there was a dwarf lady in front of us at the supermarket checkout. My daughter pointed straight at her and yelled, "dog! Dog! Woof woof"' I've never been so embarrassed !



 
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Around age 3, there was a dwarf lady in front of us at the supermarket checkout. My daughter pointed straight at her and yelled, "dog! Dog! Woof woof"' I've never been so embarrassed !
LOL, kids really choose their moments!



 
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My grandparents asked Holly "where did you have lunch with nanny last week?"
Holly replied "on the table".
So literal!



 
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Lol at Holly !!

DD2 sitting in the trolley in ASDA two over weight people walk past “wow nanny big people” lmao she’s only 2! Mum was mortified I laughed

DD1 today in the chemist I am talking to the lady dispensing the medication turns round she’s got hold of a box of Durex big value pack I said stop messing with the condoms while laughing with the lady DD1s response “I’m trying to fix them , they are all lying down” lol



 
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LOL, kids!



 
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Hubby got himself a 1990 300E Mercedes Benz a few years ago I like to call his 'mid-life crisis'. Anyhow, it's candy blue, lowered on King Springs, sub, tinted you name it. On the back there is a sticker that says 'too low for fat hoes'. I'll blame his cousin for that one. Anyhow, DS2 (also the ADHDer in the family) has a bad habit of not engaging his brain before opening his mouth - a bit like me in that respect. He turned around to his father one day and said 'Dad, Mum can't get in your car'. Hubby turned around and said 'That's not nice, of course she can. Why do you think she can't?'. DS2 turned around and said 'You're sticker says too low for fat hoes and Mum's fat'. Oops. Who's idea was it to teach the kid to read?! Just as well I didn't take offense to it and hubby and I both found it funny though we still had to tell him off.

DS1 fell off the scooters at school and hit the ground pretty hard. The end result was a cracked tailbone and a slipped disk in his back followed by several rounds of Physiotherapy. Because he went to the Teenage Clinic to see a doctor they have a bowl of condoms on the front desk to encourage the horny generation to practice safe sex. God knows what DS1 was told but he grabbed a handful. Apparently he gave them to his father and said 'Here Dad I think you and Mum might need these!'. Needless to say, I was rather red-faced!



 
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