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Old Oct 15th, 2013, 12:06 PM   51
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Me: Hayden you have stinky breath, go brush your teeth!
Hayden:leans in to give me a kiss!
Me: **wipes it off and says stinky!!**
Hayden: DONT WIPE MY KISSES OFF!

ahaha so funny.

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Old Oct 20th, 2013, 18:53 PM   52
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We made cakes & decorated them Saturday..

I passed LO a tub of 100's & 1000's..

LO: Mummy, What are these?
Me: 100's & 1000's..
LO: What do i do with 100's of trousers...

i actually had a stomach ache from laughing so much!!!

and her fav phrase at the moment is 'i'll be back in 5 minutes, you wait right here' or 'im coming back for you, dont cry' as she walks out the living room to get a toy xx



 
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Old Oct 21st, 2013, 05:50 AM   53
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William what do you want to be when you grow up?
W: A farmer
Alex what do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A spider



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Old Oct 22nd, 2013, 12:15 PM   54
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I said to Jaiden the other night

"night Jaiden"

he replied with

"night shitface"

I was mortified. I dunno where hes got it from...



 
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Old Oct 23rd, 2013, 16:34 PM   55
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We made cakes & decorated them Saturday..

I passed LO a tub of 100's & 1000's..

LO: Mummy, What are these?
Me: 100's & 1000's..
LO: What do i do with 100's of trousers...

i actually had a stomach ache from laughing so much!!!

and her fav phrase at the moment is 'i'll be back in 5 minutes, you wait right here' or 'im coming back for you, dont cry' as she walks out the living room to get a toy xx



 
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Old Oct 23rd, 2013, 16:40 PM   56
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I was just looking through all my old videos and found this one. It's about a year ago and Abby was three. I was trying so hard to not laugh hysterically (as you'll see by the shaky camera)




 
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Old Oct 23rd, 2013, 19:50 PM   57
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Not my kid.. But at work today a little boy and girl (probably 5) walk in in front of their mothers and the boy runs off:

Little girl: see him? He's my boyfriend!

Me: he's cute!

Little girl: back off lady, your old and he's likes me!



I cracked up, but she got scolded by her mommy. Talk about a little teenager in training!



 
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Old Oct 24th, 2013, 11:48 AM   58
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Gabriel to the kitten:
"Luther, I said I'm not food, stop chewing on me!"



 
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Old Oct 24th, 2013, 15:46 PM   59
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Alex has started copying everyone and everything they say.
We were staying with my nan and her cat just crys allllll the time for no particular reason.
Alex was eating his breakfast and the cat comes in the room and cried. Alex turned round and said 'shut up storm!'.
Cat cried again, Alex pushed his chair out, walked over to the cat and said 'I said shut up! Shut up Shut up Shut up !!! Thank you!'
Before going and sitting down to finish his breakfast! Lol

My friends 5 year old daughter this morning decided she didn't want to wear her school uniform, and wanted to pick out some new clothes. My friend told her to put her uniform on as school was not a fashion show.
She piped up with 'but mummy - every day is an opportunity for fashion!!!'
Wtf! No idea where she got it from lmao!!!



 
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Old Oct 25th, 2013, 09:37 AM   60
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Today I was driving my daughter to nursery and I saw some astoundingly bad driving on the part of a bin lorry...I may have sworn a little bit
Anyway, my LO's response was "Don't worry mummy, if there are anymore arseholes I will shake my bracelets at them!" (I assume to scare them off? ) I obviously cracked up....



 
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