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Old Jul 23rd, 2013, 16:06 PM   1
Lianne1986
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Funny Things Your Child Has Said!


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A conversation with my oldest boy Tyler when he was about 4 years old:

Tyler - "Mum, why do you have to pay for babies?"
Me - "Woah?! you don't, why do you think that?"
Tyler - "Because when a baby arrives you say they are 7 pound something"

Laughing I had to explain that's the weight not how much they cost



 
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Old Jul 26th, 2013, 15:20 PM   2
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Are thats really cute and funny!!
My lo is only 6 months so the funniest thing hes said is 'ummmmbraaaa'



 
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Old Jul 27th, 2013, 07:51 AM   3
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Are thats really cute and funny!!
My lo is only 6 months so the funniest thing hes said is 'ummmmbraaaa'
I am sure there will deffo be some funny things said!!



 
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Old Jul 27th, 2013, 14:58 PM   4
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That's so cute!



 
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Old Aug 3rd, 2013, 13:21 PM   5
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A few years ago me and a couple of friends went on a picnic with my friends 4 yr old daughter.
After the picnic we were walking along the park, friends daughter asks for the tesco bag I was carrying with the left overs init. I gave it to her, she puts in on her shoulder like a hand bag and struts in front of the three grown ups carry our own handbags. She turns around and says very matteroffactly " I know I'm just the cutest"
We couldn't stop laughing about it all the way home



 
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Old Aug 5th, 2013, 05:21 AM   6
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Old Aug 6th, 2013, 15:21 PM   7
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oh jeez i practically roll around laughing at my lo every day.

here is a few of the top of my head:

(while trying to teach him mine and ohs full names)

me: what is daddys full name?
LO: dr ranj!
me: ( while choking on my drink) dr ranj isnt your daddy. whats daddys real name?
Lo? dr ranj!
me: is dr ranj your daddy?
lo: urrrrrrm..... yes
Me: no he isnt. dont tell people that
LO: shouts out ohs first name, then los middle name and their surname.

lo: you eating apple
me: thats a peach buddy
lo: no apple
me: its a peach
apple, peach, apple peach continues for a few minutes before i just say " fine, sure you can pretend its an apple.
next day he is eating a peach again
lo: you eating apple
me: sure thing bud
lo: nooooo mummy, you eating peach!

just of the top of my head.



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Old Aug 7th, 2013, 10:39 AM   8
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Emma was in the bath last night , playing and putting all the bottles of shower gel etc in the bath.

"Mummy, I can't get your champagne in the bath. It's too heavy."

And when we were in the shop walking past beer... "Mummy, we need daddy juice!!!"

We're not a family of alcoholics, I promise!



 
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Old Aug 9th, 2013, 16:05 PM   9
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The other night Jack was brushing his teeth and my oh said to him, have you brushed your bottom teeth Jack?Jack replies, no just my mouth teeth, Daddy.
My mum didn't stop laughing for ages!



 
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Old Aug 10th, 2013, 02:05 AM   10
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My son made me laugh so much the other day. You'll only get it if you've seen how I met your mother. He was telling me a story about being at the sea life centre with his dad and said "there was a big glass tunnel and in the water there was...wait for it...sharks". I swear he's never even caught a glimpse of the programme before, I hope it's not an indication of his future lol.

Oh and a couple of years ago he was having a bath at my mum's and he was pulling on his willy saying it hurt and my mum said "stop pulling it then" to which he replied "take it off please". My mum had to explain it doesn't work like that.



 
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