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Old Aug 15th, 2014, 06:42 AM   11
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"Please stop trying to put that piece of corn up your penis!!"

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Old Aug 17th, 2014, 02:14 AM   12
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'Please don't stick your toothbrush in dog poo!'


She took it into the garden and stuck it in dog poop that I hadn't cleared up yet. Time for a new toothbrush!



 
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Old Aug 17th, 2014, 12:18 PM   13
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"Oh my god, just let me have ONE wee on my own without being watched, please!"

(To which he replied, "But PLEASE just let me in, I love you!")
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Old Aug 17th, 2014, 17:29 PM   14
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Old Aug 19th, 2014, 13:34 PM   15
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"No hunny, I don't want your booger" lol. Picking his nose is a new thing now......oh joy lol



 
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Old Aug 21st, 2014, 05:05 AM   16
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"I want to walk out."
I wasn't coping after a bad day in work (threats of disciplinary and redundancy because someone else made a mistake), then I came home to a toddler who hadn't slept and a shouting husband. I didn't mean it, but it just came out.
Oh I've done this one. Paid for it dearly with weeks of insecurity, won't ever do it again!



 
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Old Aug 21st, 2014, 06:58 AM   17
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"Stop it, you can be a rabbit when you get home!"

He was hopping on his knees all round the city centre telling me he was Peter Rabbit



 
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Old Aug 22nd, 2014, 04:02 AM   18
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"how do you expect to go to baby group if mummy is naked?"

I was in the middle of getting dressed when she burst in and started trying to drag me out of the room...



 
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Old Aug 24th, 2014, 15:40 PM   19
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Don't use your toothbrush on your willy!

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Old Aug 24th, 2014, 16:14 PM   20
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"I don't think the cat wants to be slobbered on"

And a few minutes later,

"the cat is sleeping darling, i don't think he wants you singing batman in his ear!"



 
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