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Old Aug 26th, 2014, 09:18 AM   21
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"Why can I never find a syringe when I need one??"

Never thought I would ever utter those words!



 
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Old Aug 29th, 2014, 20:53 PM   22
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DH once said, "Lions wear diapers too."

LO has a lion hooded bath towel and didn't want to put a diaper on (of course), haha!



 
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Old Sep 14th, 2014, 03:06 AM   23
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I was only thinking about this the other day when I ended up saying "please stop trying to eat the wall" and this morning was "could you please take your Ferrari out of your breakfast it's not supposed to go in milk!"



 
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Old Sep 14th, 2014, 15:27 PM   24
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Lol some of these really made me giggle

Mine include;

"No sweetheart don't try and feed your brother a sticklebrick"

"Stop standing on the poor dog, he is not a footstool!"

"Did you just trump on my leg, thanks darling I love you too"



 
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Old Oct 7th, 2014, 14:13 PM   25
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Please don't lick the dog.



 
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Old Oct 8th, 2014, 14:26 PM   26
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I have to say this made me laugh so hard!

I was just saying to my sister the other day that I never thought I would utter the words "Well if you weren't kicking your legs maybe there wouldn't be poo everywhere"

Probably not as funny as you ladies saying but Its all i got! lol



 
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Old Oct 14th, 2014, 11:41 AM   27
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"Let mommy hold you while you poop" if he's having a rough time I have to hold him

"Stop playing with yourself"
"Will you not try to go back in mommy?" Every time I'm just relaxing he head butts me down there.

"Finger out of my nose now."
"Hands off your poo."
Omg I've got a ton.



 
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Old Oct 14th, 2014, 12:57 PM   28
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"Who has stanky britches???"

As I walk around smelling my kids' asses.



 
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Old Oct 14th, 2014, 23:30 PM   29
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"No those grapes don't go in your ears or up your nose"
" (DH) that's daddys (willy) don't touch" then straight after that sentence " would you just let me shower in peace kid"
"No we don't go roubd licking belly buttons"
"That tooth brush is for your teeth not the cats teeth"
" no the bum cream isn't yum yums"



 
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Old Oct 15th, 2014, 15:13 PM   30
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"stop licking the bus shelter"

"don't touch mummy there" (hands on my lady junk, followed by a talk about where we don't put hands)

"please go for a wee before you wee on the floor" (said as he was stood next to the toilet doing a very clear wee dance while telling me he didn't need it)

I also say "take that out of your mouth" more than any human should



 
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