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Old Oct 22nd, 2014, 06:39 AM   31
BabyMamma93
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i wrote this on another thread..
'Malakai please stop trying to lick Jr' (my dog)
i then had to say 'no Malakai you can not touch Jr's bits' 'No malakai that doesnt mean to touch his bum'

luckily he didnt actually touch either, but he tried to grab his bits then pointed to his bum like his finger was going to go near it LMAO.

'you didnt want my boob when u was born so your not having my boob now'



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Old Oct 23rd, 2014, 05:07 AM   32
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"Please don't lick me while I'm trying to dress you!!"



 
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Old Oct 31st, 2014, 17:12 PM   33
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Old Nov 4th, 2014, 18:32 PM   34
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Old Nov 8th, 2014, 07:45 AM   35
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No your sister can't drink from your boobies

My tail hasn't gone anywhere I'm a girl I dont have one



 
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Old Nov 23rd, 2014, 04:03 AM   36
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Old Dec 11th, 2014, 17:26 PM   38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BrokenfoREVer View Post
"stop licking the bus shelter"

"don't touch mummy there" (hands on my lady junk, followed by a talk about where we don't put hands)

"please go for a wee before you wee on the floor" (said as he was stood next to the toilet doing a very clear wee dance while telling me he didn't need it)

I also say "take that out of your mouth" more than any human should

"Lady junk" I'm dying!!



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Old Dec 12th, 2014, 05:39 AM   39
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'Malakai please keep still you have a dog hair sticking out of your bum'
he had clothes on and if you know of a staffys fur, its like little needles, sticks to anything, and yeah he had one on his bum but how it came out was kinda unforgettable



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I feel the same



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