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Old Aug 6th, 2014, 09:14 AM   1
AngelofTroy
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Sentences I never thought I would say.... *


I've found myself saying some weird stuff since becoming a mum but these are just today's!

"Take that stegosaurus out of your mouth!"

"No that's mummy's special grown up calpol" (night nurse)

"Yes the boy cats have willies, just like little boys have willies"

"I don't think dinosaurs like milk baths"




 
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Old Aug 6th, 2014, 09:50 AM   2
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Haha! So true!



 
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Old Aug 7th, 2014, 04:49 AM   3
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"No Alex, you don't need to take all your clothes off to pole dance"

(I have a pole , for pole fitness)

Dear lord what has my life become ! It sounds so wrong!



 
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Old Aug 9th, 2014, 16:36 PM   4
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"No Alex, you don't need to take all your clothes off to pole dance"

(I have a pole , for pole fitness)

Dear lord what has my life become ! It sounds so wrong!



 
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Old Aug 9th, 2014, 17:21 PM   5
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"We don't put tooth brushes down the toilet"

" please can we take that toilet seat cover off your head"



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Old Aug 10th, 2014, 09:51 AM   6
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"I want to walk out."
I wasn't coping after a bad day in work (threats of disciplinary and redundancy because someone else made a mistake), then I came home to a toddler who hadn't slept and a shouting husband. I didn't mean it, but it just came out.



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Old Aug 11th, 2014, 16:18 PM   7
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Don't draw on your biscuit



 
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Old Aug 12th, 2014, 17:38 PM   8
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* will you please take your finger out of MY nose & keep it out *



 
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Old Aug 13th, 2014, 07:24 AM   9
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"Oh my god, just let me have ONE wee on my own without being watched, please!"

(To which he replied, "But PLEASE just let me in, I love you!")



 
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Old Aug 14th, 2014, 14:44 PM   10
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"the cat is not a chew toy!" lol



 
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