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Old Dec 30th, 2014, 09:49 AM   11
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He's a laugh a minute. I don't know whether I just have a filthy mind, or he seems to to have a knack of coming out with iffy things.
The other day he was telling us about at saying in his nanna and grandads a caravan with them, explaining how it was bouncing and making "uh uh ah ooooh" noises. Totally sounded like sex noises. God knows what he was trying to explain, unless he'd overheard his grandparents DTD hahah



 
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Old Dec 30th, 2014, 09:51 AM   12
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Hahaha he sounds amazing!! Bet you have no secrets with him though haha x



 
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Oh there's no such thing as a secret in my house! If he overhears something, he's going to tell someone.

He's told nursery "mummy is on the blob", "daddy has willy cream", and points out to everyone how big my bum is.

His new thing is road rage and 'f*cking hell'. I'm presuming he's picked it up from his grandparents. Brake too harshly and you'll hear "f*cking hell! Idiot! Indicate!" From behind you. Complete with fist shaking.
Everything that goes wrong warrants a effing hell response too. Told him it was bedtime the other day and he replies "effing 'ell, already?"
We don't even swear in our house! I have no idea where he's picking this up from.



 
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Oh there's no such thing as a secret in my house! If he overhears something, he's going to tell someone.

He's told nursery "mummy is on the blob", "daddy has willy cream", and points out to everyone how big my bum is.

His new thing is road rage and 'f*cking hell'. I'm presuming he's picked it up from his grandparents. Brake too harshly and you'll hear "f*cking hell! Idiot! Indicate!" From behind you. Complete with fist shaking.
Everything that goes wrong warrants a effing hell response too. Told him it was bedtime the other day and he replies "effing 'ell, already?"
We don't even swear in our house! I have no idea where he's picking this up from.
Hahaha!! He sounds so much like my ds someone pulled out infront of us a few weeks ago and oh called them a f*cking wanker so that's all ds shouted for the rest of the day he misses nothing!! He's been telling me his teachers shout at him and call him stupid and I'm more than confident they don't so I absolutely hate to think of what he tells them about me! I was smelling his feet the other day telling him they stunk so he asked me to 'smell my aaassss' you don't know whether to laugh or cry do you lol oh is terrible for swearing so I'm surprised there isn't a f*ck added into every other word ds says x



 
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Oh there's no such thing as a secret in my house! If he overhears something, he's going to tell someone.

He's told nursery "mummy is on the blob", "daddy has willy cream", and points out to everyone how big my bum is.

His new thing is road rage and 'f*cking hell'. I'm presuming he's picked it up from his grandparents. Brake too harshly and you'll hear "f*cking hell! Idiot! Indicate!" From behind you. Complete with fist shaking.
Everything that goes wrong warrants a effing hell response too. Told him it was bedtime the other day and he replies "effing 'ell, already?"
We don't even swear in our house! I have no idea where he's picking this up from.
Hahaha!! He sounds so much like my ds someone pulled out infront of us a few weeks ago and oh called them a f*cking wanker so that's all ds shouted for the rest of the day he misses nothing!! He's been telling me his teachers shout at him and call him stupid and I'm more than confident they don't so I absolutely hate to think of what he tells them about me! I was smelling his feet the other day telling him they stunk so he asked me to 'smell my aaassss' you don't know whether to laugh or cry do you lol oh is terrible for swearing so I'm surprised there isn't a f*ck added into every other word ds says x

HAHAHAHA oh gosh im dreading M talking properly, hes gona spill a load of secrets and probably pick up on alot of words



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Oh there's no such thing as a secret in my house! If he overhears something, he's going to tell someone.

He's told nursery "mummy is on the blob", "daddy has willy cream", and points out to everyone how big my bum is.

His new thing is road rage and 'f*cking hell'. I'm presuming he's picked it up from his grandparents. Brake too harshly and you'll hear "f*cking hell! Idiot! Indicate!" From behind you. Complete with fist shaking.
Everything that goes wrong warrants a effing hell response too. Told him it was bedtime the other day and he replies "effing 'ell, already?"
We don't even swear in our house! I have no idea where he's picking this up from.
Hahaha!! He sounds so much like my ds someone pulled out infront of us a few weeks ago and oh called them a f*cking wanker so that's all ds shouted for the rest of the day he misses nothing!! He's been telling me his teachers shout at him and call him stupid and I'm more than confident they don't so I absolutely hate to think of what he tells them about me! I was smelling his feet the other day telling him they stunk so he asked me to 'smell my aaassss' you don't know whether to laugh or cry do you lol oh is terrible for swearing so I'm surprised there isn't a f*ck added into every other word ds says x

HAHAHAHA oh gosh im dreading M talking properly, hes gona spill a load of secrets and probably pick up on alot of words
They pick up everything and it's always the stuff you don't want them too lol I could be in the kitchen he could be in the living room and still hear only the naughty words lol, the other day he told me I had loads of spots again while pointing them all out 😒 cheers son!! I'll be sure to not step foot out the house without my makeup on from now on lol x



 
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That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.



 
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