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Old Sep 13th, 2014, 11:11 AM   1
Gnomer
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Tuck your willy in! *


To avoid potty spillages, I remind my 2 year old to 'tuck his willy in' or make sure it's inside the potty.

For the past week, he's gone up to every male he's seen sitting down, and told them to tuck their willy in. If they don't? Well he goes ahead and gives them a good push in the willy area. Violently.

At least we are out of the nappy wearing stages though right? No more shouting "WANK! CUM CREAM!" in public toilets, instead of wipe and bum cream.



 
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Old Sep 14th, 2014, 13:05 PM   2
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Hahaha this made my night! Kids are so funny!



 
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Old Dec 27th, 2014, 11:52 AM   9
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He's not been too keen on tucking his willy in since his little sister came along. He insists I untuck her willy every nappy change



 
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Old Dec 27th, 2014, 12:11 PM   10
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Oh dear god the wank and cum cream would have me no good!! Funniest thing I've ever read! I bet he keeps you entertained x



 
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