Some of these are hilarious! I particularly love "what does mummy say? no, no, no" and "why did you hide my favourite toy under the carpet?". And shouting "daddy" at the milkman! Don't you just have to love toddlers?
The other day I was walking Lily in her buggy and she was starting to get tired, so I reclined it and stroked her on the head and she said in a really camp voice 'oooooo lets have a bit of dum dum (dummy) shall we....?'
I creased up.
I also heard her telling herself a little story the other day:
'Would Peter Rabbit like a guinea pig?'
*really squeaky voice* 'ooooooo yesss pleasssse'
'Would Peter Rabbit like to give guinea pig a cuddle?'
*squeaky voice* 'oooo yes that's very kind'
Tegan says the craziest stuff to.
The other day a guy was servicing our boiler. He walked in the front door and she said "hello daddy, would you like a tea party?" it's hilarious. She calls all men daddy ATM.
She has a rectal washout every day. It doesn't hurt but it's uncomfortable. Every day she says "I'm going to cry mummy, because I'm not a little girl, I am baby tiggy"
She sees a lot of doctors and has taken to saying "I don't need to see a doctor, I think mummy can go instead, mummys got a poorly bum"
Ivy keeps trying to count at the moment but she can only say 'two' which comes out sounding like 'jew' - she spent a good 20 minutes in the park earlier pushing the roundabout, literally running in circles pushing it, laughing hysterically shouting 'JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW' It was so damn cute.
i went to tuck her in and she woke up, opened her eyes and asked "is daddy tayto?" (is daddy a potato?") i laughed soooo hard!
and probably the best to date-
while sitting on hubby's knee facing him, i was asking "where's daddy's nose?", "where's daddy's chin?" etc etc then asked her "where's daddy's hair?" he has a shaved head and she looked at him for a few seconds with a confused look on her face before rubbing his head and going "oh dear... no hair!"
We've had a couple of great ones recently couple of weeks ago Euan came running into the kitchen just after we'd finished breakfast when I was tidying up
LO: Mummy, mummy, mummy!!!
Me: What is it darling?
LO: I can see 3 bagpipes!!!
LO: Yes, 3 bagpipes. Come through.
Followed him into the livingroom and looked out the window to the garden wall opposite.
Me: Darling, those are magpies!
Then last week we were visiting my sister and nephew and I said we needed to get ready to leave as I had loads of housework to get done that afternoon and Euan pipes up 'Can I help?' So I said 'Certainly son, don't let me stop you' and he replied 'OK you do ironing and I'll do hoovering' He never did though!!
My Haley is going through the phase of opening and closing everything...saying opennnnn while opening and close while closing....soooooo....my mom is here the other day and I'm trying to change her diaper, I said "Haley Ann, please hold still, open your legs for mommy so I can clean you" and she proceeds to open her legs as far apart as she can and says "opppppeeeeennnnn" and then slams them together and says "closed"! My mom and I died laughing at her! Hubby wasn't impressed
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