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dachsundmom · Nov 29th, 2011, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jennifer01

The whole "baking soda douche" idea was supposed to be for neutralizing acidic ph that attacks sperm...no idea if it works that way or not, I have read a bit about symptoms of acidic cm but I will spare you the details

No, we like details.

But, couldn't you also potentially fulsh out any fertile CM you might have? And I cannot stomach the idea of my cooter fizzing.

NorthStar · Nov 29th, 2011, 10:37 AM

Imagine DH's face as your cooter fizzes away, like a messed up Mentos/Coke experiment

he is not going to want to put anything in there after seeing that.

dachsundmom · Nov 29th, 2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthStar

Imagine DH's face as your cooter fizzes away, like a messed up Mentos/Coke experiment

he is not going to want to put anything in there after seeing that.

He'd probably think I cheated on him and make me head to the clinic for a STD test.

Jennifer01 · Nov 29th, 2011, 11:32 AM

Supposedly it won't flush cm away-they don't mix(think oil and water). You mix I tablespoon baking soda with a cup of water and dissolve it (this maybe prevents fizz cooch?) then douche and let it run out, at least 1 hour to 12 hours before doin the deed. Symptoms are lemony smelling/sour tasting cm (no I'm not tasting it?!?!?) it's just something I've read, NO CLUE how valid it is...that's why I was asking

readyformore · Nov 29th, 2011, 13:34 PM

I've heard it for gender selection techniques.

I don't want to know what the symptoms are of an acidic cooch. If I know, I'll look for it, and then convince myself that I have it.

"AH HA!! That's why I haven't gotten pregnant yet! My vag is too acidic!"

But, if you suddenly get pregnant after a douche, I just might try it too.

What the hell. I've stuck my fingers up there to find my cervix. I have smelled and played with discharge to differentiate if it is jizz or cm. My husband now choreographs the actual sex act to try to maximize conception.

What's a bottle of liquid?

dachsundmom · Nov 29th, 2011, 13:37 PM

Jennifer01 · Nov 29th, 2011, 13:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by readyformore

I've heard it for gender selection techniques.

I don't want to know what the symptoms are of an acidic cooch. If I know, I'll look for it, and then convince myself that I have it.

"AH HA!! That's why I haven't gotten pregnant yet! My vag is too acidic!"

But, if you suddenly get pregnant after a douche, I just might try it too.

What the hell. I've stuck my fingers up there to find my cervix. I have smelled and played with discharge to differentiate if it is jizz or cm. My husband now choreographs the actual sex act to try to maximize conception.

What's a bottle of liquid?

I'll admit it, I feel like my scary acidy cm is killing the swimmers lol!! I have nothing to go on, still no appointment on the horizon, so I'm grasping at straws...I could be doing worse things

Next AF is due Christmas eve for me-what a gift-so if I'm blessed with a little bakin' soda bebe I'll def let you know

NorthStar · Nov 29th, 2011, 14:40 PM

ready and Jennifer01

If nothing else you ladies have brightened my day with the fizzy cooter thoughts

I can also recommend it for cleaning the oven, does a fab job with no toxic fumes, just sprinkle on and drizzle a little white vinegar over the top (of the oven, NOT the cooter)

dachsundmom · Nov 29th, 2011, 14:43 PM

dachsundmom · Nov 29th, 2011, 15:09 PM

Damn it, now I have to askk...couldn't one just use the PH strips sold at the pharmacy to check the acidity of one's own CM?

FML.

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Jennifer01 Trying to conceive (TTC) Active BnB Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 986	Supposedly it won't flush cm away-they don't mix(think oil and water). You mix I tablespoon baking soda with a cup of water and dissolve it (this maybe prevents fizz cooch?) then douche and let it run out, at least 1 hour to 12 hours before doin the deed. Symptoms are lemony smelling/sour tasting cm (no I'm not tasting it?!?!?) it's just something I've read, NO CLUE how valid it is...that's why I was asking

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readyformore Other BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 5,140	I've heard it for gender selection techniques. I don't want to know what the symptoms are of an acidic cooch. If I know, I'll look for it, and then convince myself that I have it. "AH HA!! That's why I haven't gotten pregnant yet! My vag is too acidic!" But, if you suddenly get pregnant after a douche, I just might try it too. What the hell. I've stuck my fingers up there to find my cervix. I have smelled and played with discharge to differentiate if it is jizz or cm. My husband now choreographs the actual sex act to try to maximize conception. What's a bottle of liquid?

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NorthStar On a break (TTC) BnB Addict Join Date: May 2011 Location: The Frozen North Posts: 3,887	ready and Jennifer01 If nothing else you ladies have brightened my day with the fizzy cooter thoughts I can also recommend it for cleaning the oven, does a fab job with no toxic fumes, just sprinkle on and drizzle a little white vinegar over the top (of the oven, NOT the cooter)

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dachsundmom Trying to conceive (TTC) BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: May 2011 Location: My Computer Posts: 24,910	Damn it, now I have to askk...couldn't one just use the PH strips sold at the pharmacy to check the acidity of one's own CM? FML.

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