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Old Mar 26th, 2014, 09:47 AM   1
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Symptom Spotting Poem - borrowed from S. Silverstein

Borrowed from "Sick" By Shel Silverstein
TWW by Wish2BMom

'Im in my two week wait today'
Said Wish2BaMomSomeday
'I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
My CPs high and wet and soft
Headaches, gassy, always peein'
Don't you think my CM looks green?
My leg is cut-my eyes are blue-
It might be instamatic flu?
I cough and sneeze, hiccup and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke-
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My uterus pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My BBT is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is-what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say AF came today?
UGH!! On to yet another day.

I couldn't help it! Symptom spotting is making me insane this month!

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