3rd trimester fun (just a silly thread)

[minties]

So I decided this morning that I've been neglecting the cardio side of my exercise routine. I got my sneakers on, comfy pants and loose shirt and marched out of the house to go for a walk.

I get halfway up the road and am puffing so hard that I scare a small child walking to school. Then LO starts sinking lower and lower (he's head down) until he has his head firmly wedged into my bladder. He then decides to punch it for good measure, while kneeing me behind the belly button.

Then, I start getting some mild braxton hicks, AND a tugged muscle feeling, AND a stitch higher up. Great!

The final straw was realising that I was busting to pee when I saw someone hose their garden, so I spun around to hurry home but wet myself a bit. In pale grey pants...yeah...

Oh the joys of the 3rd tri


Have you got any funny stories to share as well?

 

[vaniilla]

oh thats made my night sorry hun its not nice to laugh but I can totally sympathize with you, I get breathless just going to the shops lol

my biggest embarrassing thing atm is that I've gotten too used to staying home and forget I'm not still home when we visit my parents and the in-laws, I moan quite loudly every time I get up and sit down and make comments, then realise where I am and die a little inside as mil gives me weird looks

 

[NetsaBaba]

Poor you hun, so funny though.
And im boring so nothing has happend to me!
Yet anyway
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Ooh actually vanilla reminded me by saying that,
i make weird noises when i get up and down, where ever i am so it can get abit embarassing especially when im in the middle of a cafe

 

[zzypeg]

yeah, yesterday at Bluewater (one of the biggest shopping centres in europe), I was supposed to meet my husband as we sold our 2 seater car and he went to meet the man and i had to pick him up. when i got there, he had no reception to his mobile phone so i had no idea where he was, did a fast (far too fast) walk round the bottom level, no sightings so did a lap of the upper level..AHA...spotted about 100 yards ahead of me!!! I had on my way round popped in mothercare and picked up a changing mat which i had under my arm. Now i am running at full speed through the crowds of saturday shoppers with the changing mat, sweating, panting and puffing!! what a funny sight. meanwhile DH continues to stride on at his fast pace. The chase ended at one of the exits thank goodness as he was heading outside to try to ring me...phew! so that's my cardio. lol!!!

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[RileysMummy]

oh thats made my night sorry hun its not nice to laugh but I can totally sympathize with you, I get breathless just going to the shops lol

my biggest embarrassing thing atm is that I've gotten too used to staying home and forget I'm not still home when we visit my parents and the in-laws, I moan quite loudly every time I get up and sit down and make comments, then realise where I am and die a little inside as mil gives me weird looks

lol oh gosh i did this the other day. On camp at the pharmacy and waiting in the waiting room whilst they take their time getting my meds, 2 soldiers sat in there and i sit down and moan loudly, i didnt even realise i had until one of them jumped up 'love are you alright? is it time?' i was like oh god no im only 28 weeks
x

 

[sept2010]

...so its not jus me who makes funny noises...i feel like such a granny at times...lol...