A poem about the stupid Witch...

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  1. londongirl

    londongirl Well-Known Member

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    This is an ode to old Aunt Flo
    Who pays us a visit 'down below'
    Her manners are bad
    She makes us so mad
    She comes uninvited and steals the show!

    Back in our school days in sex ed they taught
    If you LOOKED at a boy an STI you'd have caught
    And with every kiss
    You'd carry the risk
    Of getting pregnant - that's what we thought!

    When we were younger, with a boy we'd have 'fun'
    Then desperately we'd pray that old AF would come!
    She'd mess with our head
    We'd be filled with dread
    Then finally she arrived & we're no longer glum!

    Fast forward the years, we're settled and ready
    We're feeling healthy and our relationship's steady
    We think, "well maybe
    Let's have a baby!"
    We go off the Pill and wait to get preggy!

    The first month we try we assume it's done
    We had sex twice at some point in the month
    After all, in sex ed
    They put in our head
    That sex ANYtime would make us a mum

    Then much to our horror a few weeks later
    Old Aunt Flo turns up (my gosh I hate her!)
    We're very confused
    And by no means amused
    And officially we become an AF hater

    Months go by and the bitch keeps returning
    We read more and more, there's so much we're learning
    Sex ed was lying.
    Baby making is tiring
    Sex once doesn't work,what lies were they turning?!

    And now we are here in the present day
    She's due tomorrow - oh please stay away
    Every month that she's here
    There's more hurt and fear
    But I need to trust that I'll get pregnant one day

    Xxx
     
  2. dakron67

    dakron67 Well-Known Member

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    that's good n very true hun, love donna xx
     
  3. AC1987

    AC1987 Mom of 2 DD's

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    I love that!! :)
     
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    WM61711 Well-Known Member

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    Lol awesome and so very true!
     
  5. MrsBroodyPant

    MrsBroodyPant Well-Known Member

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    Very good! Did u write it yourself? X
     
  6. Mrs Bee

    Mrs Bee Well-Known Member

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    That's awesome! Made my day :) so true... We spend so long thinking that having sex will get us pregnant! Ohhh if only that was true!
     
  7. littleprinces

    littleprinces Well-Known Member

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    i love it i laughed so hard at 'the bitch keeps returning!' pretty much sums up how i feel when she arrives!
    This made my day
    xxx
     
  8. londongirl

    londongirl Well-Known Member

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    Yes I did :) on the train home on thursday. But AF still hasn't come home so maybe it was a lucky poem after all!

    I just had to express how emotionally hard and draining TTC is...
     
  9. Skoer1360

    Skoer1360 Pregnant- 3rd x's a charm

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    :D I love it! It made me laugh and it's exactly how I feel about her!
     

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