Another Joke (little rude lol)

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  1. ladyredlainey

    ladyredlainey Preg - mum to 4 girls

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    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

    She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."


    I about choked drinking my coffee reading this lol!! :haha:
     
  2. CeeCee2010

    CeeCee2010 Mummy to Jessica xxx

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    Ha ha I nearly fell off my chair laughing at that lol Thanks for that :)
     
  3. Lizzeh

    Lizzeh Aurora <3

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    miss cakes Well-Known Member

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    lmao filth! i love it :D
     
  5. CandyApple19

    CandyApple19 Pregnant with #3, PAL.

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    bump#1 Well-Known Member

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    :lol: I love a good filthy joke. x
     
  7. tinybutterfly

    tinybutterfly Proud Mommy

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    LOL!!! love it
     
  8. ladyredlainey

    ladyredlainey Preg - mum to 4 girls

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    :lol: glad it gave a giggle hehe, I love those types of jokes although not everyones cup of tea eh :blush: :haha:
     
  9. salander

    salander Well-Known Member

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    ha ha very good!
     
  10. theresarhuebb

    theresarhuebb x mother of 3 x

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    haha nice 1!! x
     
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    Groovychick Well-Known Member

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  12. Wiggler

    Wiggler Mummy to three monkeys

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  13. GersPrincess

    GersPrincess Mummy of 3, soon to be 4!

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    That's a good one! I'll have to text that to my mum, she'd find that really funny
     

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