Another Joke (little rude lol)

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning." Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."


I about choked drinking my coffee reading this lol!! :haha:
 
Ha ha I nearly fell off my chair laughing at that lol Thanks for that :)
 
:lol: glad it gave a giggle hehe, I love those types of jokes although not everyones cup of tea eh :blush: :haha:
 
That's a good one! I'll have to text that to my mum, she'd find that really funny
 

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