Ask me anything?

[valentine75]

Go on ask me anything I'll do my best to provide you with an answer

 

[ablaze]

um, wot shud i have 4 tea 2mo!

 

[Arcanegirl]

Spam!

 

[ablaze]

yuuuuuuuuuuk

 

[valentine75]

Ignore this imposter
Only I posess the knowledge of the cosmos

For tea tomorrow you should have Pasta bolognaise with a sprinkling of parmesan and a nice glass of red

 

[Kim]

Why cant we cry when in the bath?

 

[valentine75]

because the steam from the hot water causes our tears to evaporate

 

[bexxie]

I have cried in the bath... 8)

 

[Helen]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[bexxie]

ROFLMAO

Helen
I think it is because no air has got to the glue making it non-stick whilst inside,oh god knows just a random guess though I have to google that one now as am intrigued....lol
bex.x

 

[valentine75]

That is true superglue has a chemical compound that means it only becomes truly sticky when it comes into contact with the atmosphere outside the tube (thats why they tell you to put the lid on the tube afterwards)

 

[Helen]

Why don't men put the loo seat down afterwards?

 

[Arcanegirl]

cant wait for the answer to that one!

 

[valentine75]

Buggered if i know i always put the seat down afterwards

Although it could due to fact men are lazy *******s and the effort of pissing and shaking is too much for them to handle.

 

[Helen]

i always put the seat down afterwards

AG?

 

[Arcanegirl]

Yup he does

 

[ablaze]

so wud i if i was him tht ag is 1 scary weige i wudnae mess we her!!!

 

[Jo]

Yvanne that sentance makes no sense at all

 

[ablaze]

*translates *



that ag(arcanegirl)is one scary weige(glasweigan) i would not mess with her

 

[Arcanegirl]