Bird poo face cream!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxxjacxxx]

I just had to tell you all about this cos it made me giggle

My friend showed me an article in closer magazine about posh using a face cream made from nightingale poo!!!
It apparently is used by geisha girls to keep their complexion looking clear and radiant. Apparently she has been using it and says its working wonders for her complexion...so..me being me and whats good for posh is as good for me managed to find it!!

So Ive ordered some lol! Will let you know what its like!

https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI...m=350051596237&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT&ih=022

 

[Younglutonmum]

You nutter

 

[juliespencer9]

just dont use it too near your mouth

 

[cybermum]

I would probably order it too
This isn't helping my M/S one bit ROFL.
Let me know how you find it,hope its not too smelly!

 

[Leanne&Bump..x]

OMG! let us know what it smells like!

 

[Cariad_bach]

OMG! let us know what it smells like!

PMSL

 

[Laura--x]

thats the craziest thing ive ever heard !

Although i would actually proberly get it myself !

 

[Dizzy321]

i just read this in closer mag lol, i would defo try it if it worked!! let us know x

 

[leeanne]

Interesting. Let us know how it works.

 

[jerseyshoregirl]

Oh my! Are you going to post a pic when you are wearing it for us all to see?

 

[Arcanegirl]

 

[xxxjacxxx]

Oh my! Are you going to post a pic when you are wearing it for us all to see?

Yeah, I might just do that for a laugh!!!!

 

[xxxjacxxx]

I would probably order it too
This isn't helping my M/S one bit ROFL.
Let me know how you find it,hope its not too smelly!

They apparently put something in it to neutralise the smell....!

 

[Leanne&Bump..x]

So if they treat it by Uv, then add stuff to it to neautralise it..its not real bird poo is it :S

 

[xxxjacxxx]

So if they treat it by Uv, then add stuff to it to neautralise it..its not real bird poo is it :S

Prolly not no

But I dont care whats in it if it works

Im a sucker!

 

[jerseyshoregirl]

Anything that comes out of any butt is poo to me...neutralized or not!

 

[Leanne&Bump..x]

So if they treat it by Uv, then add stuff to it to neautralise it..its not real bird poo is it :S

Prolly not no

But I dont care whats in it if it works

Im a sucker!

Haha, to be honest, if i knew it worked i would deffo use it, you will have to let us know!

 

[Leanne&Bump..x]

Anything that comes out of any butt is poo to me...neutralized or not!

Hha ii agree, i just dno how they can call it bird poo when its had so much treatment done to it, that its nt even poo lmaoo am probably talking shit ignore me!

 

[Dustyx]

Jacqui you are so funny! I had a quick look on ebay as was curious but I ain't putting any poop on my face no matter how good it claims to be! Can't imagine what it must smell like, it turns my stomach just thinking about it! Although bird poo is supposed to be lucky if you have some on you isn't it? So maybe thats where they get their theory from. its a bit like putting piles cream around your eyes thats meant to be good for keeping wrinkles and crows feet away too! They will be getting us rolling in pigs doo soon!!! Dust xxx