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  1. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"

    Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

    Operator: "What sort of trouble??"

    Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words

    went away."

    Operator: "Went away?"

    Caller: "They disappeared."

    Operator: "Hmm So what does your screen look like now?"

    Caller: "Nothing."

    Operator: "Nothing??"

    Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

    Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get >out??"

    Caller: "How do I tell?"

    Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"

    Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"

    Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

    Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I

    type."

    Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"

    Caller: "What's a monitor?"

    Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.

    Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"

    Caller: "I don't know."

    Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the

    power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"

    Caller: "Yes, I think so."

    Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's

    plugged into the wall.

    Caller: "Yes, it is."

    Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice >that there

    were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"

    Caller: "No."

    Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find

    the other cable."

    Caller: "Okay, here it is."

    Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into

    the back of your computer."

    Caller: "I can't reach."

    Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"

    Caller: "No."

    Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way

    over??"

    Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because

    it's dark."

    Operator: "Dark??"

    Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is

    coming in from the window.

    Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."

    Caller: "I can't."

    Operator: "No? Why not??"

    Caller: "Because there's a power failure."

    Operator: "A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it

    licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff

    your computer came in??"

    Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

    Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just

    like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it

    from."

    Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"

    Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

    Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"

    Operator: "Tell them you're too f*%king stupid to own a computer!!!!!"
     
  2. vicky

    vicky Well-Known Member

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    thats brillaint :D
     
  3. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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  4. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    It was a woman right :?: :?: :?: :?: :!: :!: :!: :!:


    :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
    :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  5. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    Arent you funny mister :p
     
  6. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    Uh huh course it was!!

    :rofl:
     
  7. ImTheDaddy

    ImTheDaddy Well-Known Member

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    AND A BLONDE I'D WAGER :!: :!: :!:

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
  8. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    OOOOh you like to live dangerously don't ya?

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Angels_Mummy

    Angels_Mummy Well-Known Member

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    LMFAO............ thats the sort of thing i'd do. OK OK im blonde and from Essex but i got a great left hook!!!! rofl
     
  10. StirCrazy

    StirCrazy BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    LMAO ~ Reminds me of an internet cartoon I saw ages ago (childish I know LOL)

    > Click Here <

    S.C>
     
  11. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    :rofl: :rofl:
    Thats as funny as the frog in the blender!!!!
     
  12. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    Anybody seen the Jebs Jobs technical support one?
     
  13. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    hmmm dunno have you got a link?

    Have you seen the frog in a blender? that is so funny
     
  14. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    ha ha class!!
     
  15. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    :rofl:

    :oops: It wasn't me!!! LOL!
     
  16. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    NO!!

    But I should be!! 8-[
     

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