corny jokes...

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by ablaze, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    go on ur bldest n oldest u no the 1, the 1 tht makes u laugh wen it shudnt!!!

    heres mine

    wots brown n sticky?????



    a stick LOL :lol:
     
  2. Angels_Mummy

    Angels_Mummy Well-Known Member

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    LOL.

    Wots green and hard???

    A bogey with a flick knife.................................... ROFL


    he he
     
  3. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    what has a nutty crunch in every bite?
    squirrel shit

    two fish in a tank, ones says to the other.
    "I'll operate the gun and you drive this thing!"
    the other fish replies
    "i can't drive this! i'v not got any of the correct documentation or training for gods sake!"
     
  4. Angels_Mummy

    Angels_Mummy Well-Known Member

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    Wots and orange and an apple got in common????






    THey both cant drive a tractor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    y was 6 afraid of 7?? cos 7 ate 9 LMAO
     
  6. Jase

    Jase Well-Known Member

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    how does a elephant get down from a tree?
    sits on a leaf and waits till autum

    how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?
    you can't shut the door and there appears to be a fucking great elephant in there....dumbass
     
  7. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    howd the elephant hide in the cherry tree???? painted its toenails red....


    u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree????

    must work then eh!!!!
     
  8. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    Why doesn't Santa have any kids?


    Because he only comes once a year and when he does its down a chimney! :oops:
     
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    beatlesbaby66 Well-Known Member

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  10. JustG

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    Q: Why are pirates, pirates?

    A: Because they Aaarrrrrrrrr

    Love it :lol:
     
  11. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    Why did the one handed monster cross the road?






    To get to the second hand shop :lol:
     
  12. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    A GUY WALKES INTO A BAR :beer:


    AND SAYS



    OUCH :dohh:
     
  13. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    A man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

    :rofl:
     
  14. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    :rofl: There are some cool ones here!!!
     
  15. Helen

    Helen ICSI Twins + miracle BFP

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    What's clear and smells of carrots?





    Bunny farts :rofl:
     
  16. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    sorry i posted this in a diff one but just had to pop it here too :lol:


    whats black and white and sits in the corner crying?
    a pregnant nun


    whats black and white sitting in the corner laughing?

    the priest who done it

    hehehe



    what bow cant you tie?
    a rainbow
     

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