go on ur bldest n oldest u no the 1, the 1 tht makes u laugh wen it shudnt!!! heres mine wots brown n sticky????? a stick LOL
LOL. Wots green and hard??? A bogey with a flick knife.................................... ROFL he he
what has a nutty crunch in every bite? squirrel shit two fish in a tank, ones says to the other. "I'll operate the gun and you drive this thing!" the other fish replies "i can't drive this! i'v not got any of the correct documentation or training for gods sake!"
how does a elephant get down from a tree? sits on a leaf and waits till autum how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge? you can't shut the door and there appears to be a fucking great elephant in there....dumbass
howd the elephant hide in the cherry tree???? painted its toenails red.... u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree???? must work then eh!!!!
Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and when he does its down a chimney!
A man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
sorry i posted this in a diff one but just had to pop it here too whats black and white and sits in the corner crying? a pregnant nun whats black and white sitting in the corner laughing? the priest who done it hehehe what bow cant you tie? a rainbow
