diet for men..

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by FierceAngel, Apr 24, 2009.

  1. FierceAngel

    FierceAngel Guest

    Diet for men ,You bet!!!!
    Man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
    weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
    there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
    but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

    The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

    A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

    The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing

    On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
    find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

    The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
    stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life..

    She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
    neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

    This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

    So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
    getting in better and better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
    discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
    pound program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
    our most rigorous program."

    "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
    a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
    a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

    He lost 63 pounds that week
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