Does your LO fart like a man who's eaten 80 cans of beans?

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  1. NaughtyMum

    NaughtyMum Well-Known Member

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    My LO does the most explosive noisy farts - louder than me and my OH combined. It can be quite embarrassing in public, as whenever she farts, people give me strange looks, thinking it's me!

    Is it normal for such a tiny baby to break wind so loudly? I've never heard another LO do it. Should I put her up for Britain's Got Talent?
     
  2. JWandBump

    JWandBump Well-Known Member

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    My little girls really bad :haha: its so funny! My OH kept thinking it was me to begin with because she can be quite loud haha :)

    She doesnt really bring up wind through her mouth tho, so we think its just all coming out the other end lol My HV said its normal for some babies xx
     
  3. xCookieDough

    xCookieDough Well-Known Member

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    LOL! haha, this thread is sooo my LO, she burps like a bloke and farts like she has been eating beans all day it's so cute though I love it! lol and when she farts she has a suspicious look on her face as to say, "What, what? I didn't do nothing!" lolol
    ___XO
     
  4. fidget

    fidget Pregnant Mama Bear

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    yep - and they can really stink too! i'm often unsure if its oh or lucas!!

    the other day at my mum's he was lying on a blanket whilst my family cooed over him, and he lifted a leg and let out the largest trump!! it smelled so bad my dog left the room...
     
  5. Linny

    Linny Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: Yep this is my LO! Sitting in the doctors the other day she let one rip and then turned around to look at me with a look of disgust as if i'd done it!

    soooooo embarrassing!!
     
  6. peanut84

    peanut84 Mummy to kaidie-rae x

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    Ohhh yes..she can be loud and smelly
     
  7. loopy82

    loopy82 Mummy to Matilda

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    My LO is rather impressive too! Hmmm... Most of these farty pants are girls...
     
  8. NaughtyMum

    NaughtyMum Well-Known Member

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    Very glad mine isn't the only one being unladylike!
     
  9. JaniceT

    JaniceT Mum to a gorgeous boy.

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    Yeah it's normal. My chubby 3 month old Ethan now snores, farts and raised his eyebrows just like my OH. incredible how such a young baby could make so much noise.
     
  10. gmcmommy

    gmcmommy Well-Known Member

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    Same here! Little lady lets it go and it can be quite smelly!
     
  11. pixydust

    pixydust Married mama of two :D

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    Jake's not so bad now but he used to be a little fart machine!!! Never really noticed them smelling particularly bad though!
     
  12. Surprise

    Surprise Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: :rofl:

    Mine is so gassy too!!! We're always afraid he'll blast during church!!
     
  13. meldmac

    meldmac Mom to an angel and Colin

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    Colin's always been a little fart monster! Some of them are louder and smellier then his dads :rofl:
     
  14. sapphire1

    sapphire1 Well-Known Member

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    Yep, Holly is a pro! Before we knew she was milk intolerant, she smelled so bad we'd have to leave the room. They were seriously the worst farts I'd ever smelled. Poor little monkey just had gut rot because the milk was making her poorly. Now she's on prescription milk they don't smell at all, but the sound could rival any man's! :haha:
     
  15. kristel_

    kristel_ Well-Known Member

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    Hollie's terrible for farting!! lol After a nice long sleep she soon lets us know she's awake with a nice melody from her bottom haha, she gets it from her daddy :haha:
     
  16. purplepower

    purplepower 1st time Mummy

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    Mine farts like a trooper too.
     
  17. MommyMika

    MommyMika Well-Known Member

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    LOL ohh yeah Kai is loud and super smelly! They look so innocent, too!
     
  18. shimmy

    shimmy mummy , daddy and baby

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    Hehe, all night just like his daddy! During the day he often smiles after too.
     
  19. rachmumtobe

    rachmumtobe Well-Known Member

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    Haha my lo is the same. He isn't shy at all and will happily sit there grunting, going red in the face and trumping lol. Usually always at the supermarket aswell. I say "good boy, better out than in" :)
     
  20. moomoo

    moomoo Mumma to 2 & 1 in heaven!

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    Yep - farts and grunts and heaves all day long! The other day she ha hiccups and sounded like a human beatbox! Lol
     

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