Don't u just know you pregnant when..

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Don't u just know you pregnant when...

Everytime you go out and you have to go toilet 5 time and everytime you get there you hardly need to go

(pointless thead lol just giggle as OH pulled me up on it haha am worse than kids :p)
 
Yes! Totally know how you feel, just getting up and moving around makes me need to go!! Ive been tested several times for UTI's but its just baba on bladder!
 
You bend down and think 'what else can I do while I'm down here'
 
When you need to come up for air while attempting to paint toenails!!
 
Ugh I hate it! It's the same in the night, then only a tiny bit comes out
 
When you cant sit on the floor anymore because you cant get up without a) Help or b) Looking like a 90year old woman!

When you go to the loo and it takes you 2seconds to pee and 5mins to check your underwear and toilet paper for "pink tinges"!

When each time you either cough or sneeze you automatically cross your legs just incase a little pee comes out!:blush:

And why does it always seem that you get a bad case of wind when you are talking to someone and rather than a word coming out, its a burp that you try to hide and have to say "excuse me" about 10times!!:blush:

Awwwwww i LOVE being pregnant!!! Its the best ever!!:happydance:
 
I hate the pee thing! I tend to be ok when I'm sitting down, but as soon as I stand up I feel like I'm bursting, go to the toilet and hardly anything comes out! :(
 
When you really can't be bothered to cut or paint your toenails because it seems like toooo much effort.

When you have to take twice as long to do everything because if you do it at the same pace as before it feels like you're guna have an asthma attack.

When the smell of something you used to love before makes you want to barf!!!
 
When you're having a hard day and all you have to do is rub your tummy to make you smile :)
 
LMAO Coudn't agree more with the toenails comment and the crossing your legs when you cough or sneeze! Even DH is laughing as I shared with him!

Mine would be when you roll over in bed and make a noise startlingly similar to and old man "ohhhh ahhhh ouch moan gurgle"

Or when you send DH out for a preggo craving and the minute he gets home with it the smell makes you want to throw up said unpainted toenails! :)
 

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