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Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by SKP, Jan 25, 2011.
Whats the funniest ones have you read?
My own from last night haha. We were watching some thing about teenagers having sex.
This is my status...LOL. TV girl: I don't use condoms, I think they just ruin the moment." Tony: "Yeah they will ruin the moment when your vagina falls out." Looooooooooooool!!
My OH does make me laugh!
Hubby has this one now: A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me even if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter WHO left you a fortune."
Mine in retaliation was this lol: Translating male speak. "I can't find it" actually means, since it did not just fall into my outstretched hands i have no clue where it could be.
"Casually walking your Human Centipede in the park. R******* P**** reminds me of you ♥"
i thought the group was funny
A friend of mines was 'my f****g neighbour knocked on my door at 2am this morning! Can you believe that?? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums'