Facebook Statuses

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by SKP, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. SKP

    SKP Well-Known Member

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    Whats the funniest ones have you read?
     
  2. amandad192

    amandad192 mum to 2

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    My own from last night haha. We were watching some thing about teenagers having sex.

    This is my status...LOL. TV girl: I don't use condoms, I think they just ruin the moment." Tony: "Yeah they will ruin the moment when your vagina falls out." Looooooooooooool!!

    My OH does make me laugh!
     
  3. SKP

    SKP Well-Known Member

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    Hubby has this one now: A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me even if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter WHO left you a fortune."

    Mine in retaliation was this lol: Translating male speak. "I can't find it" actually means, since it did not just fall into my outstretched hands i have no clue where it could be.
     
  4. CRWx

    CRWx my little family - complete <3

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    mines

    "Casually walking your Human Centipede in the park. R******* P**** reminds me of you &#9829;"

    i thought the group was funny :lol:
     
  5. rosie272

    rosie272 mum to charlie finn

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    A friend of mines was 'my f****g neighbour knocked on my door at 2am this morning! Can you believe that?? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums'
    :haha:
     

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