Fancy a laugh?

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  1. mer01

    mer01 Waiting for brain scan

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    so i figured we could all do with a bit of cheering up so here you go.......

    Nine words women use... (BE SURE TO SHOW THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE LOL )

    1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
    can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
    before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
    wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!






    :hug:
     
  2. mer01

    mer01 Waiting for brain scan

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    wantababybump Well-Known Member

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    Haha the last one sounds like my husband at times lol :rofl: Actually I'm pretty sure I have used all of these...and it was probbly lastnight!! haha
     
  4. Angelmarie

    Angelmarie 3 cats, 2 boys, DP & bump

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    srm0421 Mom & PG

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    I love this and just read it to my husband. The best one is "go ahead" I say that all the time and he always just thinks I mean go ahead and does not understand why I am mad.
     
  6. Dream.A.Dream

    Dream.A.Dream Mum to 6yo and WTT #2!

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    :rofl: I really like this, i do all of them. Particularly 1, 3, 4 &5.
     
  7. babiiblu

    babiiblu 2 girls, 1 boy, 4 angels

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    Good Stuff!! Thanks for sharing~
     
  8. todteach

    todteach Dreams can come true

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    I use "whatever" all of the time! :rofl:
     
  9. Kimberly28

    Kimberly28 HappyMum-2boys1girl <3

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    :rofl::rofl: Way too funny!!! I needed the laugh...thanks for posting this!!

    Sounds strangely familiar! I think I've used all of those at least once or twice! :laugh2: Men.....they truly don't get it do they?? lol!
     
  10. Sparklebaby

    Sparklebaby Mummy to Jenny

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    SO SO True :rofl: they never listen anyway.
     
  11. lisalove

    lisalove Well-Known Member

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    Thats fab. :rofl: cheered me up no end.

    Thanks :hugs:
     
  12. miss charlie

    miss charlie 1st timester

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    haha awesome....
     
  13. Nicnac

    Nicnac Proud mummy, pg with no 2

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    :rofl::rofl: loved it :rofl::rofl:

    Thank you for making me smile today!!
     
  14. Purplemoon

    Purplemoon Hoping, Wishing, Waiting.

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    Anababe Mum of 5, TTC #6!

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    Hansie Well-Known Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Good one and sooo true xxxx
     
  17. CHILLbilly

    CHILLbilly Well-Known Member

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    Sooooo funny........sounds like alot of our conversations lately..hahahahaha
    I am soooo not going to show it to him yet!!!!!!
    "go ahead" so true
     
  18. mer01

    mer01 Waiting for brain scan

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    Glad you all liked it, I really hope you all get your :bfp:s this month

    :hug:

    layla meredith

    xxx
     
  19. stargazer

    stargazer Mummy & pregnant

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Thats quality!

    And soooo true!!!

    Thanks for the laugh!!!!
     

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