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so i figured we could all do with a bit of cheering up so here you go.......

Nine words women use... (BE SURE TO SHOW THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE LOL )

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!






:hug:
 
Haha the last one sounds like my husband at times lol :rofl: Actually I'm pretty sure I have used all of these...and it was probbly lastnight!! haha
 
I love this and just read it to my husband. The best one is "go ahead" I say that all the time and he always just thinks I mean go ahead and does not understand why I am mad.
 
:rofl: I really like this, i do all of them. Particularly 1, 3, 4 &5.
 
Good Stuff!! Thanks for sharing~
 
:rofl::rofl: Way too funny!!! I needed the laugh...thanks for posting this!!

Sounds strangely familiar! I think I've used all of those at least once or twice! :laugh2: Men.....they truly don't get it do they?? lol!
 
:rofl::rofl: loved it :rofl::rofl:

Thank you for making me smile today!!
 
Sooooo funny........sounds like alot of our conversations lately..hahahahaha
I am soooo not going to show it to him yet!!!!!!
"go ahead" so true
 
Glad you all liked it, I really hope you all get your :bfp:s this month

:hug:

layla meredith

xxx
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thats quality!

And soooo true!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!!!
 

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