For mums with boys

[moomin_troll]

zanes bits are called his pinky...no idea why i called it that i just do lol and its easy for him to sat

 

[Nervous_1]

tinky winky...lol....now I have visions of the teletubbies on his bits!!

 

[mrs_park]

My mum always called my brothers a doodle or doodle noodle

So I will probably follow suit as that is what I've always called them (even DH's )

literally

I thought it was normal

So your telling me you don't call your OH's bits a doodle???

 

[cw1975]

haha willy and ballies xx

 

[Kimmy25]

at monster haha proper lil man already

we call them willy and balls

But when my ds1 was little he said 'mammy ive got grapes in my pants' now we were potty training at the time and I thought he had maybe pooped but no he was referring to his balls we still laugh about it now hehe

 

[jojo_b]

I usually say dinkle or...ahem...peenie weenie, but I don't want him to get victimised by the other kids so I'll probably have to start calling it a willy or something. Dunno really!

 

[Nervous_1]

My mum always called my brothers a doodle or doodle noodle

So I will probably follow suit as that is what I've always called them (even DH's )

literally

I thought it was normal

So your telling me you don't call your OH's bits a doodle???

er nope! might try it tonight though and see what response I get!

 

[pinky1987]

reading some of these has cracked me up!

We call Owens "winky" or "willy" and we havnt really got a name for the balls,bag,sack,scrotum!!! dont have a clue what to call it!!

. Aimee asked me the other day what it was when i was changing his nappy, sat next to me an pointed at it saying " uuurrrrggghhh what is that mummy?"

Let's hope she is still saying "uurrgghhh" untill she's 25yrs old!!!!! (Aimee's lady parts, that is called "her Flower" hehehe!!)

 

[oliviarose]

Not sure how to spell it, but widger, haha.

 

[Kimmy25]

LOL my OH calls em bawbags dont think Ill be sharing that with the boys

 

[CharlieKeys]

We say willy or winkie and I have said before "stephen stop squashing your balls" so I'm guessing they'll be called balls too lol

 

[silver_penny]

I call it a penis or refer to the whole area as "privates." Privates can be used for either boy or girl

 

[pixydust]

The usual willy and balls here

 

[KiansMummy]

Willy or Winky, and ballies here.. This thread is soo funny lol xx

 

[missbabypo]

We always say winker or winkle and balls for riley's boy bits

 

[Lellow]

Genitals....Kidding, its a willy!!!

 

[pink.crazy]

winky or willy and testicles lol

 

[sugartush08]

Bahahahaha I have not even thought about what to call it! Probaly wee wee!!

 

[sjminimac]

willy woo or widgie x

 

[Murphy98]

I just call his penis his penis. Sometimes for fun I call them his tiddly bits.